Oh yeah, the dialog is so hot, Ashe.....and so is the visual! Whew! The enemy saved a lot on weaponry by using one long spear made to accommodate three big sexy bellies. In fact, there appears to be room for a couple more. Haha.
Hell yeah! Would be damn hot to be in the third guys position, watching your buddies grunt and groan as their big bellies are impaled, then it comes for you, gets ya right in the navel, and one by one you and your buddies slump over dead with a final groan, pumping out your last load as you check out!
So hot! You know what's coming, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. You watch as the bloody spear point exists the second guy, heading right for your navel. Whew!
Haha right! I imagine sweating in my boots, watching the tip inch toward my out-thrust navel, hoping maybe it won't be long enough to penetrate me. . . but awwww, nope! My belly is so big it plunges right into my gut no problem! Ugghhhh, my big belly got me killed! Awww, man. . .
Yeah, I love the way the slayer slowly pushes on the spear, so it lasts. You don't know how long the spear is, and as you say, you hope it won't reach your belly....but it slowly inches it's way toward your navel. You look down and watch, trying to suck in your big sexy gut at the last minute, but it finds your belly and invades it.
Haha, even better! You suck in your big, round gut as the spear tip threatens to poke into your navel. . . you suck it in so hard it's painful! The spear tip stops, and you think 'oh, shit, I might not die!' but then you realize you gotta let your gut out. . . you let out a big, deep "AWWWWWW" and your belly bulges back out, thrusting itself into the spear and killing ya. . . your last thoughts are 'damn, if only I had a flat six-pack, I mighta survived! Uggh, ah, well. . ."
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Oh yeah, the dialog is so hot, Ashe.....and so is the visual! Whew! The enemy saved a lot on weaponry by using one long spear made to accommodate three big sexy bellies. In fact, there appears to be room for a couple more. Haha.
ReplyDeleteHell yeah! Would be damn hot to be in the third guys position, watching your buddies grunt and groan as their big bellies are impaled, then it comes for you, gets ya right in the navel, and one by one you and your buddies slump over dead with a final groan, pumping out your last load as you check out!
ReplyDeleteSo hot! You know what's coming, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it. You watch as the bloody spear point exists the second guy, heading right for your navel. Whew!
DeleteHaha right! I imagine sweating in my boots, watching the tip inch toward my out-thrust navel, hoping maybe it won't be long enough to penetrate me. . . but awwww, nope! My belly is so big it plunges right into my gut no problem! Ugghhhh, my big belly got me killed! Awww, man. . .
ReplyDeleteYeah, I love the way the slayer slowly pushes on the spear, so it lasts. You don't know how long the spear is, and as you say, you hope it won't reach your belly....but it slowly inches it's way toward your navel. You look down and watch, trying to suck in your big sexy gut at the last minute, but it finds your belly and invades it.
DeleteHaha, even better! You suck in your big, round gut as the spear tip threatens to poke into your navel. . . you suck it in so hard it's painful! The spear tip stops, and you think 'oh, shit, I might not die!' but then you realize you gotta let your gut out. . . you let out a big, deep "AWWWWWW" and your belly bulges back out, thrusting itself into the spear and killing ya. . . your last thoughts are 'damn, if only I had a flat six-pack, I mighta survived! Uggh, ah, well. . ."
ReplyDeleteGotta love it! "I had to get a big ole belly and now I got a spear in it! Mighta survived.....now I got a bellyful of spear." Just the luck. LOL.
DeleteThe perils of having a big round protruding belly in a fight..oh well..;-)
ReplyDeleteHaha yep, it'll get a guy killed every time! ;) Might as well take it good!
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