Great stuff! What's a man supposed to do when he's hungry but hasn't got any money? He pays the poor sap in hot fucking lead, that's what......three slugs, and a fourth for a tip. He delivered the pizza, the gangster delivered the lead.....didn't wanna eat alone. Expendable deliveryman.
Haha, I can imagine being the delivery guy. . . watching in shock as I take three plugs to the gut, then while I'm dazed, about to go down, thinking "damn, didn't get paid enough, this damn job wasn't worth dyin' for. . ." he give me the 'tip,' a bullet RIGHT in my navel. . . and that puts me down! I crash back to the ground, spread eagle, dead. . .
I do hope you didn't spill his pizza all over the floor. Haha. I can picture him taking the pizza and setting it on a table. You hold out your hand for the money. He turns around and lets you have it! Yeah, that last slug gotta be pumped into your navel!!!! Hehe.
Haha, don't worry, it was hot n' delivered fresh! Just like the slugs delivered to my waiting guts, uggghhhhh. . . he sits down and starts eating the pizza with a nod of satisfaction, while his goons take me by the armpits and drag me off, head bobbing down, body limp, big, gutshot belly sticking up in the air. . . and deliver me straight to the morgue!!
Yeah, he's a gangster, just sits there staring at your sexy, blood-soaked belly as he eats his fresh pizza, knowing you won't ever eat anymore pizza. Haha. You've already gotten your bellyful.
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Great stuff! What's a man supposed to do when he's hungry but hasn't got any money? He pays the poor sap in hot fucking lead, that's what......three slugs, and a fourth for a tip. He delivered the pizza, the gangster delivered the lead.....didn't wanna eat alone. Expendable deliveryman.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I can imagine being the delivery guy. . . watching in shock as I take three plugs to the gut, then while I'm dazed, about to go down, thinking "damn, didn't get paid enough, this damn job wasn't worth dyin' for. . ." he give me the 'tip,' a bullet RIGHT in my navel. . . and that puts me down! I crash back to the ground, spread eagle, dead. . .
DeleteI do hope you didn't spill his pizza all over the floor. Haha. I can picture him taking the pizza and setting it on a table. You hold out your hand for the money. He turns around and lets you have it! Yeah, that last slug gotta be pumped into your navel!!!! Hehe.
DeleteHaha, don't worry, it was hot n' delivered fresh! Just like the slugs delivered to my waiting guts, uggghhhhh. . . he sits down and starts eating the pizza with a nod of satisfaction, while his goons take me by the armpits and drag me off, head bobbing down, body limp, big, gutshot belly sticking up in the air. . . and deliver me straight to the morgue!!
DeleteYeah, he's a gangster, just sits there staring at your sexy, blood-soaked belly as he eats his fresh pizza, knowing you won't ever eat anymore pizza. Haha. You've already gotten your bellyful.
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