Tuesday, August 25, 2015

How a mobster orders out. . .


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  1. Great stuff! What's a man supposed to do when he's hungry but hasn't got any money? He pays the poor sap in hot fucking lead, that's what......three slugs, and a fourth for a tip. He delivered the pizza, the gangster delivered the lead.....didn't wanna eat alone. Expendable deliveryman.

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    1. Haha, I can imagine being the delivery guy. . . watching in shock as I take three plugs to the gut, then while I'm dazed, about to go down, thinking "damn, didn't get paid enough, this damn job wasn't worth dyin' for. . ." he give me the 'tip,' a bullet RIGHT in my navel. . . and that puts me down! I crash back to the ground, spread eagle, dead. . .

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    2. I do hope you didn't spill his pizza all over the floor. Haha. I can picture him taking the pizza and setting it on a table. You hold out your hand for the money. He turns around and lets you have it! Yeah, that last slug gotta be pumped into your navel!!!! Hehe.

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    3. Haha, don't worry, it was hot n' delivered fresh! Just like the slugs delivered to my waiting guts, uggghhhhh. . . he sits down and starts eating the pizza with a nod of satisfaction, while his goons take me by the armpits and drag me off, head bobbing down, body limp, big, gutshot belly sticking up in the air. . . and deliver me straight to the morgue!!

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    4. Yeah, he's a gangster, just sits there staring at your sexy, blood-soaked belly as he eats his fresh pizza, knowing you won't ever eat anymore pizza. Haha. You've already gotten your bellyful.

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