Hehe. . . 'whoops, sorry man! Didn't mean to spear ya in your big, hard belly! Gah, it's your fault for having such a huge gut target, man!' I wouldn't even be mad if one of my platoon buddies 'accidentally' put a bullet or a knife in my bellyhole. . . I'd stick my big gut out and hope for an accident! ;)
Haha yep, I'd be dead in a week! ;) Especially with guys like you in the platoon! Haha, I have a feeling I'd end up on the business end of your spear in no time! "UGHH! Right in my bellybutton! No hard feelin's, buddy, I know it was an 'accident'. . ."
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Something tells me it wasn't an accident! Haha. Love it!
ReplyDeleteHehe. . . 'whoops, sorry man! Didn't mean to spear ya in your big, hard belly! Gah, it's your fault for having such a huge gut target, man!'
DeleteI wouldn't even be mad if one of my platoon buddies 'accidentally' put a bullet or a knife in my bellyhole. . . I'd stick my big gut out and hope for an accident! ;)
And you'd no doubt get it, too. With a belly like that, you'd be accident prone. LOL.
DeleteHaha yep, I'd be dead in a week! ;) Especially with guys like you in the platoon! Haha, I have a feeling I'd end up on the business end of your spear in no time! "UGHH! Right in my bellybutton! No hard feelin's, buddy, I know it was an 'accident'. . ."
DeleteAnd as I pulled out the spear, you'd hug me and fill my bellybutton with lead. "Ooooops, sorry buddy....my gun went off........accidently".
DeleteHaha, chalk us up to another war casualty! ;) Except the war hadn't even started yet, lol!
DeleteYou know the military way, don't ya? Our deaths would be chalked up to "deaths at the hands of the enemy". LOL
DeleteHaha, I wouldn't have it any other way! ;) Bag us n' tag us, we're good n' dead!
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