Right outta Jason And The Argonauts....only way better. Love the whole concept of skeletal fighters who always aim their swords at the navels of hot men like him. They know they can't be killed (again), but they can do some sadistic killing of their own.....right through the belly!.
Haha, that's actually where I got the idea from!!! Love the shocked/irritated looks on the guys faces when they take a sword to their bare gut, like "Ack! Gah, I can't believe a fuckin' skeleton killed me, right in the guts!"
I figured that. Hot concept! The only way to destroy the skeletal ones was by breaking them up, as I recall. In the meantime, they could run a hard-bellied man right through his vulnerable guts. So cool!
Haha, one of my favourite things is when they send a few expendable guys after the skeleton/monster, and it easily kills 'em, sticks 'em each in the belly, they die with a few unceremonious "HUAAH!!" "UGGGH!" "AWWW!" before the hero comes in and kills the monster! His comrades lying dead around him, holding their stabbed bellies, but ah, who cares right? They were expendable! Gotta break a few eggs. . . ;)
Ha, that's what big-bellied guys like me are for! ;) Why send in the fit, flat-bellied troops to their death when they can send the guys with the big guts to absorb all the bullets/arrows/swords first? Haha, makes the fit soldiers think they're safe! ;)
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I absolutely love this! Hot! And very inventive, too! Keep 'em comin', Ashe.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much!! I definitely will!
DeleteI love the expression on the kid's face. He's shocked as hell! His belly won't get any better than it already is. Haha.
DeleteHaha, I know right! He's gotta be thinking "Awww, not fair, man, I'm too young to take a sword in the gut! So much for my adventuring career!"
DeleteRight outta Jason And The Argonauts....only way better. Love the whole concept of skeletal fighters who always aim their swords at the navels of hot men like him. They know they can't be killed (again), but they can do some sadistic killing of their own.....right through the belly!.
DeleteHaha, that's actually where I got the idea from!!! Love the shocked/irritated looks on the guys faces when they take a sword to their bare gut, like "Ack! Gah, I can't believe a fuckin' skeleton killed me, right in the guts!"
DeleteI figured that. Hot concept! The only way to destroy the skeletal ones was by breaking them up, as I recall. In the meantime, they could run a hard-bellied man right through his vulnerable guts. So cool!
DeleteHaha, one of my favourite things is when they send a few expendable guys after the skeleton/monster, and it easily kills 'em, sticks 'em each in the belly, they die with a few unceremonious "HUAAH!!" "UGGGH!" "AWWW!" before the hero comes in and kills the monster! His comrades lying dead around him, holding their stabbed bellies, but ah, who cares right? They were expendable! Gotta break a few eggs. . . ;)
DeleteYou're right, Ashe. Send in the expendables and hope they succeed.....and all they succeed in is getting their bellies run through. No great loss!
DeleteHa, that's what big-bellied guys like me are for! ;) Why send in the fit, flat-bellied troops to their death when they can send the guys with the big guts to absorb all the bullets/arrows/swords first? Haha, makes the fit soldiers think they're safe! ;)
DeleteHahaha. Like the way you think, Ashe. And guys like yourself know they are likely gonna get it, too.
DeleteAwwww, looks like I'm on the front lines! Whelp, better say my prayers now. . .
Deletetotally..send us big belly throw-aways first..test how good the skeletons are..hehe.
ReplyDeleteHehe, can't think of a better use for ya, big guy! ;) I'll be right there with ya, takin' it like a man!
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