Love every one of these.....especially the one with the fighter stumbling and being impaled in his big belly....ironic, since he was looking for big bellies to run through. I also love the last one.....a bunch of bad boys getting leaded their round bellies. Hot!
Haha, last one is one of my personal favourite fantasies. . . having a guy run through and skillfully, methodically pop a bullet in me and my buddies bellies, killin' us all in one go, as we groan in disbelief and hit the dirt one by one. The killer holsters his gun with a cocky smile and goes on his merry way. . . leaving a trail of expendable dead guys in his wake, me included!
I thought of myself when I drew the third guy to the right, taking one right in his gut-button! The second one killed. . I like to think of myself as just another grunt being shot down in the chaotic shootout, an unimportant guy who the killer shoots down without even thinking about it ;)
I love that idea!! The other three guys are his marks. You just happened to be there. He plugs them and you raise your hands in the air, telling him you won't say a thing to anyone, that you didn't see a thing. He grins at you and says, "I know you won't, kid", shoves his gun into your navel, and lets you have it. As you fall, clutching your big belly, he says, "sorry about that, kid. You were in the wrong place at the wrong time".
UUUUGGHHHHH!! Damn, was worth a try. . . *spreads out eagle among the rest of the dead guys, gutshot belly sticking up* Guess my luck ran out. . . . uggghhhhnnnn.
Yeah, you were the youngest and best looking so he got a nut plugging you.....a case of bad luck, plain and simple, but he liked plugging you. The others were just a job.
Yeah..guy just rushes in and plugs some belly. ;-) Expert shot too.. figured out where the lowlifes got their navels and nailed 'um good. When ya get it like that, nothin to do but lay back and feel the burn..hehe.
Love the adventurous kid, too. Thinks he's alone.....doesn't see the treasure....suddenly gets a bad bellyache when he catches an arrow where it counts. Hot dialog, too. Poor kid.
It was bad luck enough that the kid gets plugged in his bellybutton with an arrow, but then he gets it shoved deeper into his big gut by hand....just can't catch a break. Like you said, at least he gets a manly death.
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Love every one of these.....especially the one with the fighter stumbling and being impaled in his big belly....ironic, since he was looking for big bellies to run through. I also love the last one.....a bunch of bad boys getting leaded their round bellies. Hot!
ReplyDeleteHaha, last one is one of my personal favourite fantasies. . . having a guy run through and skillfully, methodically pop a bullet in me and my buddies bellies, killin' us all in one go, as we groan in disbelief and hit the dirt one by one. The killer holsters his gun with a cocky smile and goes on his merry way. . . leaving a trail of expendable dead guys in his wake, me included!
DeleteYeah, so fucking hot.....not a single pot left untouched. Which one is you in the drawing?
DeleteI thought of myself when I drew the third guy to the right, taking one right in his gut-button! The second one killed. . I like to think of myself as just another grunt being shot down in the chaotic shootout, an unimportant guy who the killer shoots down without even thinking about it ;)
DeleteI love that idea!! The other three guys are his marks. You just happened to be there. He plugs them and you raise your hands in the air, telling him you won't say a thing to anyone, that you didn't see a thing. He grins at you and says, "I know you won't, kid", shoves his gun into your navel, and lets you have it. As you fall, clutching your big belly, he says, "sorry about that, kid. You were in the wrong place at the wrong time".
DeleteUUUUGGHHHHH!! Damn, was worth a try. . . *spreads out eagle among the rest of the dead guys, gutshot belly sticking up* Guess my luck ran out. . . . uggghhhhnnnn.
DeleteYeah, you were the youngest and best looking so he got a nut plugging you.....a case of bad luck, plain and simple, but he liked plugging you. The others were just a job.
DeleteUggghnnn, bad luck indeed, Dino, buddy. . . plugged me right in the gut n' killed me. . . *pats gutshot belly and sprawls out dead*
DeleteYeah..guy just rushes in and plugs some belly. ;-) Expert shot too.. figured out where the lowlifes got their navels and nailed 'um good. When ya get it like that, nothin to do but lay back and feel the burn..hehe.
DeleteHaha, hit the dirt with the rest of your buddies and die like men! ;)
DeleteLove the adventurous kid, too. Thinks he's alone.....doesn't see the treasure....suddenly gets a bad bellyache when he catches an arrow where it counts. Hot dialog, too. Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteHaha, he never saw it comin'!
DeleteThe best way to get it.....by surprise. Searching for treasure, gets arrowed in his navel. You can't beat that.
DeleteNope! ;) Better than treasure, a manly end to a big-bellied guy!
DeleteIt was bad luck enough that the kid gets plugged in his bellybutton with an arrow, but then he gets it shoved deeper into his big gut by hand....just can't catch a break. Like you said, at least he gets a manly death.
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