Another incredibly hot example of a fat man who is far too slow to protect such a large, vulnerable surface area. His gut has swallowed his opponent's blade up to the hilt before he can even draw his sword. He looks down in surprise to see the invading steel, as he realizes the source of the searing pain in his intestines. Killed in the belly. He never had a chance.
Somehow, when he grew a belly that fat, he knew it would be the death of him sooner rather than later - but what's a fat boy to do but suit up and stick his gut out for the inevitable?
I salute the porcine proportions of the Privates who keep running into my sword, arrows and bullets, their porky pursuit of pirogies and pop tarts endows them with a bulge even easier to spot than the big bulges between their thighs and even from a distance makes it DEAD simple to hit them SMACK in the middle of their bellybuttons. Keep spending more time in the Mess boys, mess is where you're ultimately headed regardless 😵 dd
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Another incredibly hot example of a fat man who is far too slow to protect such a large, vulnerable surface area. His gut has swallowed his opponent's blade up to the hilt before he can even draw his sword. He looks down in surprise to see the invading steel, as he realizes the source of the searing pain in his intestines. Killed in the belly. He never had a chance.
ReplyDeleteSomehow, when he grew a belly that fat, he knew it would be the death of him sooner rather than later - but what's a fat boy to do but suit up and stick his gut out for the inevitable?
DeleteGrrrrr slice it down
ReplyDeleteOoooh yes please! Spill those guts out of that tight pressed uniform
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ReplyDeleteThank you!!
DeleteWith an intruder this thin, the guard needed a sword half it's size. Would have been quicker to draw. Maybe he would have a chance then.
ReplyDeleteThat's good advice, though a little too late for the guard ;)
DeleteEven an experienced man can be slain by a man with more skill! He died in uniform, though, so a job well done on his part
ReplyDeleteI salute the porcine proportions of the Privates who keep running into my sword, arrows and bullets, their porky pursuit of pirogies and pop tarts endows them with a bulge even easier to spot than the big bulges between their thighs and even from a distance makes it DEAD simple to hit them SMACK in the middle of their bellybuttons. Keep spending more time in the Mess boys, mess is where you're ultimately headed regardless 😵
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Damn, if only the porky guard could hear your sendoff as he's skewered through his big belly!
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