It had to be fun to be his killer, seeing the fat man swing right toward you, feeling the full weight of his body smack against your blade, then feeling his big warm belly as you shove the slain man off your sword and wait for the next big boy to swing across to his death!
These incredibly coiffed and manscaped airborne bulging hotties - dropping out of the skies like flies with arrows sticking out of their bellybuttons, is more like sport than war and even without conscription the lineup to enlist is out the door and around the block, as one would expect when looking at the once hot but now cooling casualties piling up at the bottom of the cliff. DD
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ReplyDeletePride - and arrows in the belly - come before the fall! ;)
DeleteJust something about a bare navel 😏 that attracts attention.
ReplyDeleteI love how the biggest gringo swings right into the waiting blade, offering to turn himself into a human pork shiskabob
ReplyDeleteIt had to be fun to be his killer, seeing the fat man swing right toward you, feeling the full weight of his body smack against your blade, then feeling his big warm belly as you shove the slain man off your sword and wait for the next big boy to swing across to his death!
DeleteI probably would slide that blade down a bit so the innards slither out a bit as he swings away
DeleteYeah, all he had to do was hold out his sword, and wait for the next navel to skewer itself.
DeleteThese incredibly coiffed and manscaped airborne bulging hotties - dropping out of the skies like flies with arrows sticking out of their bellybuttons, is more like sport than war and even without conscription the lineup to enlist is out the door and around the block, as one would expect when looking at the once hot but now cooling casualties piling up at the bottom of the cliff.
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Id be out there with a net, catching a few to keep for myself!
DeleteBoth hardbodied musclemen and big-bellied chubs going down! Nice to see the fit dudes are mortal too! ;-)
ReplyDeleteA man with a six pack is just as killable as a man with a big belly!
DeleteAMEN!
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