Those ridiculously fat guards never stood a chance. Overfed and undertrained, they were bound to end up with a blade in their guts. Next time, maybe get some recruits who exercise more than their "eating muscles"
All the men at this Garrison it seems, whether big bellied or svelte, also all have BIG bulges! I'd love to find their fountain of fat faps before we end up slaying every last porky Private and end up losing their secret of 'longevity' forever 🍆 DD
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Love that line
ReplyDelete‘Try not to die too loud..” lol
Just a little advice from your killer who doesn't want to be caught!
DeleteThose ridiculously fat guards never stood a chance. Overfed and undertrained, they were bound to end up with a blade in their guts. Next time, maybe get some recruits who exercise more than their "eating muscles"
ReplyDeleteThey might be easy to execute, but they're cheap to hire and nice to look at, so I don't see any trained fit boys being hired anytime soon!
DeleteBut they must cost a fortune to keep well-fed!
DeleteWell it's worth every penny when you'll inevitably have hi-def security camera footage of all your big-bellied guards being slaughtered!
DeleteAll the men at this Garrison it seems, whether big bellied or svelte, also all have BIG bulges! I'd love to find their fountain of fat faps before we end up slaying every last porky Private and end up losing their secret of 'longevity' forever 🍆
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