This is absolutely amazing. Though it was 2 on 1, the pathetic fat gladiators never stood a chance. They came directly from the mess hall--bloated, full and untrained. They were up against a fit, experienced opponent. Pigs for the slaughter. The strong, athletic champion dodged their clumsy sword swings with ease. Soon, they were huffing and puffing, unable to keep up due to their dismal physical fitness. He disarmed the fattest one with a kick to the stomach, knocking the wind out of him and causing him to drop his sword. Before the big guy could recover, he slid his dagger deep into the deep navel with a SHHHTICK. The dark haired fatty was similarly disarmed with ease. With a simple flick of the wrist, the muscle man knocked the sword from his hand, leaving his bare belly completely vulnerable.
Big Red places the tip of his rapier up against the quivering gut of his vanquished foe, and looks towards the emperor. Of course, the "thumbs down" signal is given, and the blade is trust deeply into the gut and twisted. To add insult to injury, his seed is taken from him as everyone watches him breathe his last, and is splattered all over the immense skewered gut of his comrade-in-arms. Both marvel at how easily they were slaughtered in their ridiculous sacks of blubber and guts. They should have stuck to eating--not fighting.
Beautiful and accurate imagery to everything that led up to this image! These fat boys knew somewhere in their gut they were only marching into the arena so that in a few moments they could be dragged back out, slaughtered, big bellies skewered - but they signed up and already scarfed down all the free food and accepted all the belly rubs given to them by the fighters guild, so they were contractually obligated to be slain! The crowd demands a good show, and what better entertainment than seeing fat men - some of which are almost comically bad at fighting due to their huge heavy stomachs - fall dead one by one by the hands of a well-trained muscular killing machine? "We fat men, who are about to die, salute you!"
What a wonderful show it was! Though the muscular killing machine could have handled 10 of those tubby targets at a time with ease. Hopefully next time the organizers will permit more in the ring at a time to demonstrate exactly how easy the fat men are to slaughter. Perhaps the He-man will punch his fist into a fat belly and pull out the guts as the crowd cheers, like Falco did to Dax!
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This is absolutely amazing. Though it was 2 on 1, the pathetic fat gladiators never stood a chance. They came directly from the mess hall--bloated, full and untrained. They were up against a fit, experienced opponent. Pigs for the slaughter. The strong, athletic champion dodged their clumsy sword swings with ease. Soon, they were huffing and puffing, unable to keep up due to their dismal physical fitness. He disarmed the fattest one with a kick to the stomach, knocking the wind out of him and causing him to drop his sword. Before the big guy could recover, he slid his dagger deep into the deep navel with a SHHHTICK. The dark haired fatty was similarly disarmed with ease. With a simple flick of the wrist, the muscle man knocked the sword from his hand, leaving his bare belly completely vulnerable.
ReplyDeleteBig Red places the tip of his rapier up against the quivering gut of his vanquished foe, and looks towards the emperor. Of course, the "thumbs down" signal is given, and the blade is trust deeply into the gut and twisted. To add insult to injury, his seed is taken from him as everyone watches him breathe his last, and is splattered all over the immense skewered gut of his comrade-in-arms. Both marvel at how easily they were slaughtered in their ridiculous sacks of blubber and guts. They should have stuck to eating--not fighting.
Beautiful and accurate imagery to everything that led up to this image! These fat boys knew somewhere in their gut they were only marching into the arena so that in a few moments they could be dragged back out, slaughtered, big bellies skewered - but they signed up and already scarfed down all the free food and accepted all the belly rubs given to them by the fighters guild, so they were contractually obligated to be slain! The crowd demands a good show, and what better entertainment than seeing fat men - some of which are almost comically bad at fighting due to their huge heavy stomachs - fall dead one by one by the hands of a well-trained muscular killing machine? "We fat men, who are about to die, salute you!"
DeleteWhat a wonderful show it was! Though the muscular killing machine could have handled 10 of those tubby targets at a time with ease. Hopefully next time the organizers will permit more in the ring at a time to demonstrate exactly how easy the fat men are to slaughter. Perhaps the He-man will punch his fist into a fat belly and pull out the guts as the crowd cheers, like Falco did to Dax!
DeleteLa pancia del pelato è enorme
ReplyDeleteA big belly deserves a long sword!
DeleteExcellent, can't wait for the "aftershow!"
ReplyDeletepoor guts can't even make it to the big show, just another cheap sword holder
ReplyDeleteSword holder…great image !
DeleteLove the winner's body. I hope he's sn#ffed someday. Meanwhile, check out this muscleman getting k!lled! https://thisvid.com/videos/stabbed2/
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