Yep, there was no way to miss the big gut on that blue belly. And the Indian was thrilled to see that he got the Yank in his bellybutton. Perfect shot! Better than taking his scalp even. Love it, Ashe! Thanks for another classic.
Haha, I imagined him jumping out of bed at the sound of approaching hooves... The Indians are coming! Angered and ready to protect his wife (or husband, haha) and kids, he grabs his rifle... Big , overfed belly bulging out as he buttons up his jeans... No time for a shirt! He runs outside and takes aim on his porch... But those damned Indians are faster, and see his huge, bare ball gut hanging out... Two of them, on horseback, unload their arrows right into his vulnerable gut before the poor cowboy can so much as get a shot off! He can't help but be impressed as he looks down wide-eyed at the arrow shaft sticking out of his navel... Those Indians are damn good shots, even on horseback! As he falls back with a deep groan, his family hears his heavy body hit the porch deck... but nothing can be done, he's a dead man! Satisfied with killing the man of the house, the Indians roam on through the countryside, searching for their next target...
Love the back story! He had to know that his big huge belly was gonna become a problem.....and it was. I love the vision of a stud taking careful aim at the adversary with his rifle.....arms pulled up high, and just as he starts to pull the trigger, thump......gets an arrow where it really counts. Fuckin' hot! As he drops his rifle, his big belly is trust forward and thump....he gets another one. Hard to miss a target like his. Hehe.
Love the back story. Lists his rifle up high and takes careful aim at his adversary....thump....gets it where it fuckin' counts. Groans and drops his rifle, big ass belly is thrust forward....thump. Gets it again. I can even see him grabbing hold of the porch post to keep from falling, and getting three or four more in his big belly. The Indians love the practice. He knows he's fucked, but what the hell....might as well die like a man.....see how many arrows he can take before he falls. One by one, he grunts and cringes as they fill his big belly full. Hot!
LOVE that image of him holding his rifle up, staring down the sights, big belly unwittingly thrust out... and THWUMP, he takes an arrow right to the bellybutton... It lodges deep in his guts... He grimaces, dropping the rifle and placing a hand on the side of his spherical belly, leaning against the porch railing, thinking "FUCK, so this is how I go!" Each subsequent arrow plants deep in his guts one after another, causing him to groan deeper and thrust his gut out even further... He looks down grimly at the collection of arrows in his big belly, yells out to the Indians "Ya GOT me! Go ahead and fill my big gut up with arrows... let's see how many more you can plant in my guts!" he yells angrily, but is determined to die in as masculine a way as possible... They fill him up with half a dozen more before he has to hit the deck, eyes rolling back, hands on the sides of his belly... Maybe his oldest boy, around age 17-18, sees him go down and runs out to pick up the rifle and avenge his father... But he meets the same fate as his smaller potbelly is loaded up with arrows! He grabs his belly, groaning and grimacing, and hits his knees... One last arrow to the bellybutton puts him down... with his last breath he curses his youthful death and rolls out onto the deck, sprawled out next to his father, both men with bellies chock full of arrows!
Absolutely perfect scenario! Hot! Teenage son dies right beside his papa, small pot full of arrows just like his dad. Gotta love it. He's proud of his son for trying to avenge his death.....and even prouder that his boy has died like a man. His son pats his papa's big belly and falls back dead. Fuckin' hot!
Love it! The son is on his back next to his dying, big-bellied dad... the boy feels a swell of pride in his chest as he looks at his papas huge gut filled with arrows... What a manly way for the father/son duo to go! The dad grabs his gut and grimaces one last time... "UUGHHH, son, I'm proud of ya, taking a quiverfull of arrows in your belly just like your old man!" he says, before sprawling out dead, spread eagle on the porch... The son gives his dad a well-deserved, firm pat on his big belly to send him off... Then dies just like the big guy, groaning and sprawling his arms/legs out on the deck. Haha, I love adding backstory to my art ;)
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Yep, there was no way to miss the big gut on that blue belly. And the Indian was thrilled to see that he got the Yank in his bellybutton. Perfect shot! Better than taking his scalp even. Love it, Ashe! Thanks for another classic.
ReplyDeleteHaha, I imagined him jumping out of bed at the sound of approaching hooves... The Indians are coming! Angered and ready to protect his wife (or husband, haha) and kids, he grabs his rifle... Big , overfed belly bulging out as he buttons up his jeans... No time for a shirt! He runs outside and takes aim on his porch... But those damned Indians are faster, and see his huge, bare ball gut hanging out... Two of them, on horseback, unload their arrows right into his vulnerable gut before the poor cowboy can so much as get a shot off! He can't help but be impressed as he looks down wide-eyed at the arrow shaft sticking out of his navel... Those Indians are damn good shots, even on horseback! As he falls back with a deep groan, his family hears his heavy body hit the porch deck... but nothing can be done, he's a dead man! Satisfied with killing the man of the house, the Indians roam on through the countryside, searching for their next target...
ReplyDeleteLove the back story! He had to know that his big huge belly was gonna become a problem.....and it was. I love the vision of a stud taking careful aim at the adversary with his rifle.....arms pulled up high, and just as he starts to pull the trigger, thump......gets an arrow where it really counts. Fuckin' hot! As he drops his rifle, his big belly is trust forward and thump....he gets another one. Hard to miss a target like his. Hehe.
ReplyDeleteLove the back story. Lists his rifle up high and takes careful aim at his adversary....thump....gets it where it fuckin' counts. Groans and drops his rifle, big ass belly is thrust forward....thump. Gets it again. I can even see him grabbing hold of the porch post to keep from falling, and getting three or four more in his big belly. The Indians love the practice. He knows he's fucked, but what the hell....might as well die like a man.....see how many arrows he can take before he falls. One by one, he grunts and cringes as they fill his big belly full. Hot!
ReplyDeleteLOVE that image of him holding his rifle up, staring down the sights, big belly unwittingly thrust out... and THWUMP, he takes an arrow right to the bellybutton... It lodges deep in his guts... He grimaces, dropping the rifle and placing a hand on the side of his spherical belly, leaning against the porch railing, thinking "FUCK, so this is how I go!" Each subsequent arrow plants deep in his guts one after another, causing him to groan deeper and thrust his gut out even further... He looks down grimly at the collection of arrows in his big belly, yells out to the Indians "Ya GOT me! Go ahead and fill my big gut up with arrows... let's see how many more you can plant in my guts!" he yells angrily, but is determined to die in as masculine a way as possible... They fill him up with half a dozen more before he has to hit the deck, eyes rolling back, hands on the sides of his belly... Maybe his oldest boy, around age 17-18, sees him go down and runs out to pick up the rifle and avenge his father... But he meets the same fate as his smaller potbelly is loaded up with arrows! He grabs his belly, groaning and grimacing, and hits his knees... One last arrow to the bellybutton puts him down... with his last breath he curses his youthful death and rolls out onto the deck, sprawled out next to his father, both men with bellies chock full of arrows!
DeleteAbsolutely perfect scenario! Hot! Teenage son dies right beside his papa, small pot full of arrows just like his dad. Gotta love it. He's proud of his son for trying to avenge his death.....and even prouder that his boy has died like a man. His son pats his papa's big belly and falls back dead. Fuckin' hot!
DeleteLove it! The son is on his back next to his dying, big-bellied dad... the boy feels a swell of pride in his chest as he looks at his papas huge gut filled with arrows... What a manly way for the father/son duo to go! The dad grabs his gut and grimaces one last time... "UUGHHH, son, I'm proud of ya, taking a quiverfull of arrows in your belly just like your old man!" he says, before sprawling out dead, spread eagle on the porch... The son gives his dad a well-deserved, firm pat on his big belly to send him off... Then dies just like the big guy, groaning and sprawling his arms/legs out on the deck. Haha, I love adding backstory to my art ;)
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