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Saturday, January 9, 2016
Comic Strip: A Grim Sense of Humour
I actually got this idea from a video I saw online... I thought it was hot and had to put my own personal spin on it! Drew out the whole damn thing in nearly one sitting, phew...
So hot and clever! Love the way he gets a real bellyful! This is one of your best ever, Ashe! All he can do is hold his big belly and groan as he gets it good! Thanks for making my weekend.
Haha, thanks, Dino! At that point, with a belly full of hot lead... he has no control, he's just gotta let his throbbing cock pump the last load that'll ever leave his body! I love imagining some guy casually offing me like this, making it a point to show how little my life means to him with a clever joke at the expense of my big belly... to know I was just target practice and nothing more... I groan and throw my head back, eyes crossing, feeling completely defeated with my gut full of hot lead... and my killer struts away with a sly grin on his face... so hot!
Yeah, he's a fit dude who has nothing but contempt for a fat man.....every time he sees one, just wants to fill his big belly with lead. All you can do is grunt, groan and take it like a man......as your belly thumps with every slug fired into it. Hot!
Haha, well the poor guy had it comin' to him... he had to be expecting his big gut to be the death of him at some point! Even his buddies in the barracks would remind him by poking him in the bellybutton every once in a while while he rests in his cot, or even giving him a surprise punch in the gut while he's walking around... just to show him how vulnerable he is thanks to his fat belly! They all knew he was gonna end up with a bellyfull of lead... his buddies won't be surprised at all to see him wheel-barrowed back to base with half a dozen holes in his belly, dead as a doornail.
Ashe, I fucking love your art! the idea of all fat bellied dudes being disposable, fleshy targets is so insanely hot! I love to imagine how it would be to have my fat belly loaded with bullets from a suprise enemy. It would burn like hell as my guts were torn apart, but what a way to go! A bunch of bloody holes in my gut, defeated by a full magazine of hot lead.
Wow, thanks so much! I know exactly what you mean... I fantasize about being that expendable, big-bellied soldier on the field... nothing expected of me but to die with half a dozen bullets or a sword deep in my fat gut... the idea of being cannon fodder just because I've got a huge belly is such a turn-on for me!
So right! One of my sexy co-workers has a ball belly and I often poke him in it and tell him it's going to be the death of him yet. He just grins, rubs it and says, "yeah, I know". One of these days I'm going to get up the nerve to say, "you're gonna end up with a bellyful of lead", just to see how he will respond. Knowing him, he'll probably just growl, "everybody's gotta die sometime". Hehe.
Haha, maybe try poking your finger in his navel and pretending to 'pull the trigger...' if you're lucky he'll give you a grimace, stick his belly out and joke "Uhhhhgh, right in the bellybutton!"
I've already done that with him! He reacted accordingly. I just said "bang" and he groaned "right in my bellybutton". Instant erection. I laughed and walked away to keep him from seeing my bulge. Haha. Of course, it has to be a one time thing or it gets weird. He wasn't the least bit offended either......seemed to like it. I've found most ball-bellied men to be very belly-centered.
Goddamn, that's hot! I've had guys pat me on the belly before, but never pretend to shoot or stab me. I'd love for a guy pull that one on me out of nowhere... I'd hold the sides of my belly and throw my head back, give him a joking groan and a good old "right in the bellybutton!" Haha, if I'm sitting in a chair I might as well go all out and pretend to die, letting my arms fall to the sides, pushing my gut out and closing my eyes... just to see the other guy's reaction! Haha, the intense boner I'd have might make it a bit awkward though. I used to fantasize about hanging out with some buddies from the military, and the conversation somehow evolves into 'best ways to stab a man in the belly,' and I'd be their test dummy as they repeatedly stick me in the gut with a fake knife, in different combat poses... all while I'm acting out each stab just like it was actually happening!
Fuckin' hot, Ashe! What I'd love to do is stroll up to him (or you), put my arm over the shoulder and drive my retractable knife to the hilt in the navel......and keep on stabbing until he (or you) slid to the floor....or plug ya with my gun barrel in the bellybutton over and over until you slid to the floor. Of course, I wouldn't dare do that with him. Hehe. I had a high school buddy who had me take a picture of him holding a retractable knife to his bellybutton, complete with catsup for blood effects. I wish I had a copy of that picture now. He pretended to be dead.
Haha, I'd love that! I imagine you walking up, patting me on the gut and saying something like "Damn, Ashe, that potbelly is getting fatter and fatter!" and I respond by pulling my shirt up to expose my hairy rounded gut, taking it in my palms and giving it a firm little wobble before rubbing it up and down... "Uggh, yep, I can hardly keep this tank in my shirt anymore... I think it wants to bust out!" After we share a hearty chuckle, you pat me on the back, pull me into a side-hug and drive your knife right into my bellybutton... oh, shit, it's a real hunting knife! I feel the cold steel plunge deep into my warm belly, the sharp tip digging deep inside and stopping right at my core... I thrust my gut out, looking down in shock, still holding the sides of my gut as the blood trickles from my bellybutton... the knife is buried up to the hilt in my firm, round belly! "AWWWW, right in the GUTS! Ya really fuckin' killed me, buddy!" I'd groan, patting myself on the belly and giving you an appreciative squeeze around the shoulder as my cock erupts in my pants. Haha, of course that's all still firmly in the realm of fantasy, in real life I'd go right along with the fake death... probably cumming in my pants as I go down!
If we were completely alone I think my co-worker would do the same thing you said you would do. You would be fun to play with. Haha. It really helps to have a willing victim. Love the vision of my ball-bellied victim thrusting his big gut forward against my gun barrel or knife as he is stabbed or shot repeatedly. So fuckin' hot!
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So hot and clever! Love the way he gets a real bellyful! This is one of your best ever, Ashe! All he can do is hold his big belly and groan as he gets it good! Thanks for making my weekend.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to mention how much I love the smoke coming from his belly holes and the erupting cock. Fuckin' hot!
ReplyDeleteHaha, thanks, Dino! At that point, with a belly full of hot lead... he has no control, he's just gotta let his throbbing cock pump the last load that'll ever leave his body! I love imagining some guy casually offing me like this, making it a point to show how little my life means to him with a clever joke at the expense of my big belly... to know I was just target practice and nothing more... I groan and throw my head back, eyes crossing, feeling completely defeated with my gut full of hot lead... and my killer struts away with a sly grin on his face... so hot!
DeleteYeah, he's a fit dude who has nothing but contempt for a fat man.....every time he sees one, just wants to fill his big belly with lead. All you can do is grunt, groan and take it like a man......as your belly thumps with every slug fired into it. Hot!
ReplyDeleteHaha, well the poor guy had it comin' to him... he had to be expecting his big gut to be the death of him at some point! Even his buddies in the barracks would remind him by poking him in the bellybutton every once in a while while he rests in his cot, or even giving him a surprise punch in the gut while he's walking around... just to show him how vulnerable he is thanks to his fat belly! They all knew he was gonna end up with a bellyfull of lead... his buddies won't be surprised at all to see him wheel-barrowed back to base with half a dozen holes in his belly, dead as a doornail.
DeleteAshe, I fucking love your art! the idea of all fat bellied dudes being disposable, fleshy targets is so insanely hot! I love to imagine how it would be to have my fat belly loaded with bullets from a suprise enemy. It would burn like hell as my guts were torn apart, but what a way to go! A bunch of bloody holes in my gut, defeated by a full magazine of hot lead.
ReplyDeleteWow, thanks so much! I know exactly what you mean... I fantasize about being that expendable, big-bellied soldier on the field... nothing expected of me but to die with half a dozen bullets or a sword deep in my fat gut... the idea of being cannon fodder just because I've got a huge belly is such a turn-on for me!
DeleteSign me up too! A fav fantasy of mine.
DeleteI'm totally with you, mate.
DeleteSo right! One of my sexy co-workers has a ball belly and I often poke him in it and tell him it's going to be the death of him yet. He just grins, rubs it and says, "yeah, I know". One of these days I'm going to get up the nerve to say, "you're gonna end up with a bellyful of lead", just to see how he will respond. Knowing him, he'll probably just growl, "everybody's gotta die sometime". Hehe.
ReplyDeleteHaha, maybe try poking your finger in his navel and pretending to 'pull the trigger...' if you're lucky he'll give you a grimace, stick his belly out and joke "Uhhhhgh, right in the bellybutton!"
DeleteI've already done that with him! He reacted accordingly. I just said "bang" and he groaned "right in my bellybutton". Instant erection. I laughed and walked away to keep him from seeing my bulge. Haha. Of course, it has to be a one time thing or it gets weird. He wasn't the least bit offended either......seemed to like it. I've found most ball-bellied men to be very belly-centered.
DeleteGoddamn, that's hot! I've had guys pat me on the belly before, but never pretend to shoot or stab me. I'd love for a guy pull that one on me out of nowhere... I'd hold the sides of my belly and throw my head back, give him a joking groan and a good old "right in the bellybutton!" Haha, if I'm sitting in a chair I might as well go all out and pretend to die, letting my arms fall to the sides, pushing my gut out and closing my eyes... just to see the other guy's reaction! Haha, the intense boner I'd have might make it a bit awkward though. I used to fantasize about hanging out with some buddies from the military, and the conversation somehow evolves into 'best ways to stab a man in the belly,' and I'd be their test dummy as they repeatedly stick me in the gut with a fake knife, in different combat poses... all while I'm acting out each stab just like it was actually happening!
DeleteFuckin' hot, Ashe! What I'd love to do is stroll up to him (or you), put my arm over the shoulder and drive my retractable knife to the hilt in the navel......and keep on stabbing until he (or you) slid to the floor....or plug ya with my gun barrel in the bellybutton over and over until you slid to the floor. Of course, I wouldn't dare do that with him. Hehe. I had a high school buddy who had me take a picture of him holding a retractable knife to his bellybutton, complete with catsup for blood effects. I wish I had a copy of that picture now. He pretended to be dead.
DeleteHaha, I'd love that! I imagine you walking up, patting me on the gut and saying something like "Damn, Ashe, that potbelly is getting fatter and fatter!" and I respond by pulling my shirt up to expose my hairy rounded gut, taking it in my palms and giving it a firm little wobble before rubbing it up and down... "Uggh, yep, I can hardly keep this tank in my shirt anymore... I think it wants to bust out!" After we share a hearty chuckle, you pat me on the back, pull me into a side-hug and drive your knife right into my bellybutton... oh, shit, it's a real hunting knife! I feel the cold steel plunge deep into my warm belly, the sharp tip digging deep inside and stopping right at my core... I thrust my gut out, looking down in shock, still holding the sides of my gut as the blood trickles from my bellybutton... the knife is buried up to the hilt in my firm, round belly! "AWWWW, right in the GUTS! Ya really fuckin' killed me, buddy!" I'd groan, patting myself on the belly and giving you an appreciative squeeze around the shoulder as my cock erupts in my pants.
DeleteHaha, of course that's all still firmly in the realm of fantasy, in real life I'd go right along with the fake death... probably cumming in my pants as I go down!
If we were completely alone I think my co-worker would do the same thing you said you would do. You would be fun to play with. Haha. It really helps to have a willing victim. Love the vision of my ball-bellied victim thrusting his big gut forward against my gun barrel or knife as he is stabbed or shot repeatedly. So fuckin' hot!
DeleteAnother masterpiece! I agree with all the comments above. Love the final scene, bellyfulla lead..smokin bulletholes.. and a post-mortem O.. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThanks, man! Haha, I figured you'd like those smokin' guts!
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