So hot! I can't read the one with the dialog though....too small. Thanks, Ashe. He might have just been hanged, but that belly of his earned him a couple of arrows. Hehe.
Thanks, Dino! ;) Sorry about the dialogue, I think it's because of the frame width and height that I had to use for this picture. It should be easier to read if you save it to your computer and open it in a photo viewer program!
"ARGH!! My fat gut is so damn heavy... It's... pulling me down... can't breathe... OOOAAHHHHH!!! Is that... an arrow in my belly?! AWWW, another one! They... finished me OFF! I'm DEAD! Awww, what the -!? My dick... I'm so - fuckin' - HORNY - UUUAAAHHHGHHHH!!"
"Look at 'im squirmin' around up there, Sheriff... that big belly wobbling around... it's unsightly! Poor man, let me put a couple arrows in his guts... put him out of his misery!"
"Heh, go ahead, kid... just make sure to aim for his bellybutton! -*THWAK* Ohh, got 'im in his stomach... try again, son - *THWAK* Aww, JACKPOT!"
Fat gutted slab of meat guilty of just having a big gut can feel that huge tank of his stretching his neck and shrinking his time on earth as he thinks "what's this?!! To add insult to injury being hanged here NAKED now they're firing OH FUCK an arrow into my STOMACH wtf GAAAAA and an arrow in my NO NO NO not my AWWWWW FUCKKKKK! My belly button! Ididn't even have enough time to die before they assaulted my belly button!! - dead before I'm even DEAD".........When you have a gut as beautiful as this it's only a short matter of time before lead or steel finds it's way into your die-t ;)
He had to pay the price for growing such a huge gut... and that price was being strung up and having his belly filled up with arrows like a big, round, fleshy pincushion! He took it like a man... though he obviously had no choice in the matter!
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So hot! I can't read the one with the dialog though....too small. Thanks, Ashe. He might have just been hanged, but that belly of his earned him a couple of arrows. Hehe.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dino! ;) Sorry about the dialogue, I think it's because of the frame width and height that I had to use for this picture. It should be easier to read if you save it to your computer and open it in a photo viewer program!
DeleteIt still didn't work, Ashe. The more I enlarged it, the harder it became to read. Brrrrrrr!
ReplyDeleteOh no! Here is the dialogue, from top to bottom:
Delete"ARGH!! My fat gut is so damn heavy... It's... pulling me down... can't breathe... OOOAAHHHHH!!! Is that... an arrow in my belly?! AWWW, another one! They... finished me OFF! I'm DEAD! Awww, what the -!? My dick... I'm so - fuckin' - HORNY - UUUAAAHHHGHHHH!!"
"Look at 'im squirmin' around up there, Sheriff... that big belly wobbling around... it's unsightly! Poor man, let me put a couple arrows in his guts... put him out of his misery!"
"Heh, go ahead, kid... just make sure to aim for his bellybutton! -*THWAK* Ohh, got 'im in his stomach... try again, son - *THWAK* Aww, JACKPOT!"
Great dialog, Ashe. I always love your dialog. Thanks. Jackpot!
ReplyDeleteFat gutted slab of meat guilty of just having a big gut can feel that huge tank of his stretching his neck and shrinking his time on earth as he thinks "what's this?!! To add insult to injury being hanged here NAKED now they're firing OH FUCK an arrow into my STOMACH wtf GAAAAA and an arrow in my NO NO NO not my AWWWWW FUCKKKKK! My belly button! Ididn't even have enough time to die before they assaulted my belly button!! - dead before I'm even DEAD".........When you have a gut as beautiful as this it's only a short matter of time before lead or steel finds it's way into your die-t ;)
ReplyDeleteHe had to pay the price for growing such a huge gut... and that price was being strung up and having his belly filled up with arrows like a big, round, fleshy pincushion! He took it like a man... though he obviously had no choice in the matter!
DeleteIndeed he had no choice, his gut is his gut and his fate is his fate and I wouldn't change ANY of that ;)
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