Yeah, the kid was out of shape for fighting a battle, so he had it coming to him. Plus, that small shield he was using was in no way a help, given the size of his ball belly. Haha. Deep down, he had to know that sooner or later his gut was gonna get in the way of some sharp object.
Yes indeed. When a dude gets into sword combat as a job.. a big round hard ball belly with a perpetually exposed navel is just, well, questionable lol.
Haha, in fact he was one of the amateurs sent in to fight the 'real' gladiators before the big matches. . . a little guaranteed bloodshed to excite the crowd ;) All a big-bellied guy is good for! Poor guy knew he didn't stand a chance, but getting killed by a big-time gladiator will get a few cheers out of the crowd, at least! ;)
Yeah..he was just a warm-up. He probably did know all along, and gave the crowed a good laugh and thrill with his last words and the fact the "real " gladiator stuck im real good in the navel. They like that. ;-)
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Right smack dab in his big belly! UUhhhaaahhhhh! He's done. Hot!! Thanks, Ashe.
ReplyDeleteYep, he's done, allright. . . off to meet his maker! That's what he gets for going into combat with that big round tank of his!
DeleteBig belly recruits into the gladiator's ranks seem to have a "slight" disadvantage..;-)
ReplyDeleteHehe, yep, they just tend to end up with steel in their bellies by the end of the match! ;) Go figure!
DeleteYeah, the kid was out of shape for fighting a battle, so he had it coming to him. Plus, that small shield he was using was in no way a help, given the size of his ball belly. Haha. Deep down, he had to know that sooner or later his gut was gonna get in the way of some sharp object.
ReplyDeleteYes indeed. When a dude gets into sword combat as a job.. a big round hard ball belly with a perpetually exposed navel is just, well, questionable lol.
DeleteHaha, in fact he was one of the amateurs sent in to fight the 'real' gladiators before the big matches. . . a little guaranteed bloodshed to excite the crowd ;) All a big-bellied guy is good for! Poor guy knew he didn't stand a chance, but getting killed by a big-time gladiator will get a few cheers out of the crowd, at least! ;)
DeleteYeah..he was just a warm-up. He probably did know all along, and gave the crowed a good laugh and thrill with his last words and the fact the "real " gladiator stuck im real good in the navel. They like that. ;-)
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