Saturday, October 10, 2015

Asking For It


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  1. Hahaha. If he didn't want a bellyful of lead, he should have kept his gut tight, flat and muscular. As it stood, he was expendable.....took a full clip right in his big belly. Love it! He had it coming to him from the start! Thanks, Ashe. Another classic!

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    1. Thanks, Dino! I imagine him sitting around, arms crossed, bored and waiting for his shift to be over... when suddenly an arm grapples him from behind, and within a few seconds he's put out of a job... permanently!

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    2. Yeah, he's one lazy guard....just finished off a large pizza.....and a six-pack of beer....just a slob....doesn't even bother wearing his uniform.....just lets it all hang out....already got his belly full of beer and food.....can't take any more.....or can he? LOL......a terrible waste of beer and pizza!!!!.

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    3. Nothin' like a packet of hot lead on and in a full belly..hehe.
      Again, dude with a belly like that...he knows he's done for.
      And they never miss the navel...just adds to the experience..lol.

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  2. love a silencer pistol...the way it moves the air....pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft...sending silent burning hot lead into his massive welcoming belly, putting a ring of lead round his bellyhole and the final slug dead center in it. Thanks Ashe! Skitch

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  3. Once that first bullet enters your gut, your attacker owns it. And if you're leaving your big belly exposed like that, someone's bound to lay claim to that target. He can do what he wants to your big gut now. Seems like this guy wants to just pump it full. See how much lead a big gluttonous pot belly can take. This fat boy's last meal is bullets, and he's got a stomach full of them. One last belly bloat for him. That lead fills you up nicely.

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    1. Yes...with a big round bare belly showing you're just putting it on offer whether you know it or not.
      The first slug pumped into the gut, he owns you.

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    2. Haha, damn right! Put a bullet in my navel and I'm down for the count... all a big-bellied guy can do is sit there, grunt and take whatever punishment their killer wishes to dole out on them! If he decides to fill my belly up with lead, well, so be it... I'll sit there holding my gut and groaning as he stuffs my stomach with bullets! Only fitting for a fat-bellied guy to die getting his gut packed full.

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  4. Sitting there patting his huge HARD round belly as if it was an accomplishment, bragging and telling you to touch it and feel how hard it is - when all that fat ball of grease managed to do is attract the 'Exterminator'. You arch your back and pat that fat ball belly of yours poonk poonk poonk poonk "has a kind of cool sound to...hey WTF Dude get yer arm off my neck and hey WTF is HE doing pointing that fuckin' gun at my huge beautiful fuckin' belly?!!" Tell you what he's doin' Lard ass - FFTTWHACK he's gonna let a little 'air' outta that huge balloon of yours FFTTWHACK one bullet FFTTWHACK at a time while you reflect on your gluttonous FFTTWHACK Mac & Cheese existence FFTTWHACK as big FAT black holes FFTTWHACK FFTTWHACK FFTTWHACK appear all over your big ball belly FFTTWHACK. Now you can brag about tilting the scales further than ever before - an unbeatable record - as far as you're concerned FFTTWHACK FFTTWHACK. Even his bulge is HUGE, perhaps I should shoot that as well after it blows it's wad ;)

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    1. Killer,
      Sounds great! I am 5'8" and have a 42 inch ball gut. I would love for you to put a bullet in my big belly, right in my deep belly hole!

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