In the future, the marine corps designs their training courses to be rigorous and deadly, to weed out any weakness in the ranks... One section of the new regimen requires the men to crawl on their bellies through an obstacle course loaded with traps...
Another reason not to grow a big belly.....at least if you want to join the Marines. Love it! Best way yet to weed out the fat guys from the fit ones. Hehe.
ReplyDeleteSo true! Haha, I'd sign up for these marines in a heartbeat... *pats my gut*
DeleteAwwww such a waste. Those muscle beard guys with gut are best meat shield on battlefield. :P
ReplyDeleteYou're right, haha! Next time they should save a few big boys for the combat zone... use their big bellies for bullet sponges!
DeleteThey knew they were in trouble, but figured that maybe they might get a gut punch or two, not a spear through their navel (and belly). They knew that if they managed to pass the test, sooner or later their hard round bellies were apt to get them a bellyful of lead.....never dreamed that they wouldn't even make it through boot camp. Turned out to be sooner, rather than later. UUuhhhhhhhahhhhh!
ReplyDeleteHaha, the way the military figures it... if a guy has a big, round belly, he's just carrying around all his vitals... his guts, keeping him alive... in a big, round, firm tank, bouncing around out in the open for anyone to bust open with a bayonet or fill to bursting with lead... these fat guys are a liability! Best get rid of them before they embarrass themselves by dying on the field... I can imagine the big-bellied guys in the back of the training course, watching their buddies take sudden spears through belly with one ill-timed moment of bumping their bellies against the ground... they groan and go limp, and the training instructors drag their bodies off of the spears and load 'em up into body bags... the men in the back gulp nervously, rubbing their big bellies goodbye, while the toned men rocking six-packs look on with cocky grins, knowing they'll make it through boot camp if nothing else!
DeleteI can even see one of the fit guys laughing as he passes by, saying, "you haven't worry about gettin' a bellyful of lead now, fat boys". Hot!
Deletelove to be with those guys taking a spear ripping through my bellyhole and looking at that hot butt right ahead of me....
ReplyDeleteYou and me both! It'd be a dream come true, haha! Dyin' with my big-bellied buddies, a spear through each of our navels...
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