Fat soldier infantry charges are the best. So overfed and out of shape. Those slow moving targets are nothing but sacks of soon-to-be dead meat. Impossible to miss. When they get to the enemy line, those big boys will be so winded and out of breath that they will stumble in to the waiting bayonets.
Love the big bearded guy getting four slugs in his enormous gut: two in the upper belly, one in the under belly and finally one right through the gut button. Hope he'll hold on for a few minutes to enjoy his big belly ache, rubbing and patting his hot ball gut moaning and groaning.
Don't worry, once he was shot and on the ground the enemy turned their guns and bayonets to other big targets, so he got a few moments to enjoy his belly one last time!
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Fat soldier infantry charges are the best. So overfed and out of shape. Those slow moving targets are nothing but sacks of soon-to-be dead meat. Impossible to miss. When they get to the enemy line, those big boys will be so winded and out of breath that they will stumble in to the waiting bayonets.
ReplyDeleteThanks for giving me the perfect imagery for another drawing!
DeleteLove the big bearded guy getting four slugs in his enormous gut: two in the upper belly, one in the under belly and finally one right through the gut button. Hope he'll hold on for a few minutes to enjoy his big belly ache, rubbing and patting his hot ball gut moaning and groaning.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, once he was shot and on the ground the enemy turned their guns and bayonets to other big targets, so he got a few moments to enjoy his belly one last time!
DeleteNo one gets to keep his navel !
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