I have a suspicion that the belly butcher knows my whereabouts. I keep seeing footprints around my windows. He’s watching me fatten myself up. Random food keeps showing up on my doorstep. He’s playing the long game. Biding his time until my belly is big enough. He knows I can’t help but stuff my fat gut, and when he decides I’ve had enough, he’ll send a carefully aimed arrow right through my deep belly button.
I have noticed that your belly has fattened up and gotten even rounder lately... I'm afraid to say that it does look like you've caught the eye of the Butcher. It's looking like soon there'll be one less potbellied porker of a gay guy walking around with his big fat gut bulging out!
I love the big guy with his belly hanging out of the window sill at the end, arrow sticking out! I want to see the butcher finally catch up with the fat bellied idiot who posted the video. Hopefully he does that huge gut in nice and slow--just like he deserves!
Thanks man! He is awesome, isn't he? He knew just how to die, big fat belly propped up on the sill for the world to see, and the reporters when they show up - if the Butcher hasn't dragged him out of the window and claimed the slain guy first! And you just might get to see the guy in the video get his in the next installment of this series, keep an eye out! ;)
To the Butcher: if you're anywhere near Tucson, watch for a smooth-shaven chest & belly hanging out of a 2nd story window. The belly will have a bullseye painted on it!
Your Archer is right Ashe and he's as horny and devious as he is clever. With a bounty of Big Bois around who are like moths to a flame, sticking their big bellies out in front of them in such a casual manner, the Archer is going to have a wagon full of meat in no time!
If your comment doesn't show up, please give it a few hours, I might have to authorize it to be posted because this site has been glitching out and marking some comments as spam! -The Bellybutcher
How can I get let him know I want his knife not his arrow? I just want to see him up close hehe!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's stalking the comments now and is taking your request into consideration!
Deletechallenge accepted
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. big guy! Your bellybutton is in for a surprise! ;)
DeleteI have a suspicion that the belly butcher knows my whereabouts. I keep seeing footprints around my windows. He’s watching me fatten myself up. Random food keeps showing up on my doorstep. He’s playing the long game. Biding his time until my belly is big enough. He knows I can’t help but stuff my fat gut, and when he decides I’ve had enough, he’ll send a carefully aimed arrow right through my deep belly button.
ReplyDeleteI have noticed that your belly has fattened up and gotten even rounder lately... I'm afraid to say that it does look like you've caught the eye of the Butcher. It's looking like soon there'll be one less potbellied porker of a gay guy walking around with his big fat gut bulging out!
DeleteI love the big guy with his belly hanging out of the window sill at the end, arrow sticking out! I want to see the butcher finally catch up with the fat bellied idiot who posted the video. Hopefully he does that huge gut in nice and slow--just like he deserves!
DeleteThanks man! He is awesome, isn't he? He knew just how to die, big fat belly propped up on the sill for the world to see, and the reporters when they show up - if the Butcher hasn't dragged him out of the window and claimed the slain guy first! And you just might get to see the guy in the video get his in the next installment of this series, keep an eye out! ;)
DeleteTo the Butcher: if you're anywhere near Tucson, watch for a smooth-shaven chest & belly hanging out of a 2nd story window. The belly will have a bullseye painted on it!
DeleteYou're on the list ;)
DeletePassa anche in Italia il macellaio? Perché qui cè un porco pancione pronto per il colpo finale
ReplyDeleteSì, arriverà presto per spararti nella tua grande pancia!
DeleteYour Archer is right Ashe and he's as horny and devious as he is clever. With a bounty of Big Bois around who are like moths to a flame, sticking their big bellies out in front of them in such a casual manner, the Archer is going to have a wagon full of meat in no time!
ReplyDeletewell he's not in my town.
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