Ashe, there is absolutely nothing sexier then an out of shape gladiator with a huge gut. He wanders into the ring on a full stomach, poorly trained and unskilled, the crowd laughing at the pathetic display. He can barely hold his weapon properly, and gets out of breath with any kind of physical effort. His trained opponent disarms him with ease as the crowd cheers. The blade of the victor rests on the fat man's navel as all look toward the emperor to signal if the fatso lives or dies. Of course it is always "thumbs down", and the blade is trust into the gutbutton up to the hilt, before it is sliced up and down to reveal the contents to the entertained spectators.
You know exactly how to kill an out-of-shape potbellied guy - I'd say you'd make a good slayer of potbellied clumsy gladiators, if you weren't one yourself! You and your big belly would be just as fucked as the guys on the cart above!
It's a pity the big guys are always seen as fat chumps who are easy prey. When I imagine a pot-bellied fighter, I see a strong, powerful warrior, fearless and death-defying, who strikes fear and terror into his opponents! He's proud of his big belly and he doesn't give a damn that this belly is the perfect target for his opponents' weapons! He knows he can take it like a man when he gets it in his gut. And he knows that even with several hits in the belly he is still a dangerous opponent - like a mortally wounded bear. He is not afraid of an agonizing, painful death, his big belly is a conscious invitation to all the blades, arrows and bullets that are already waiting for him! I would love it if Ashe could draw a few fat berserks who get it right in the gut and still wreck their opponents!
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Ashe, there is absolutely nothing sexier then an out of shape gladiator with a huge gut. He wanders into the ring on a full stomach, poorly trained and unskilled, the crowd laughing at the pathetic display. He can barely hold his weapon properly, and gets out of breath with any kind of physical effort. His trained opponent disarms him with ease as the crowd cheers. The blade of the victor rests on the fat man's navel as all look toward the emperor to signal if the fatso lives or dies. Of course it is always "thumbs down", and the blade is trust into the gutbutton up to the hilt, before it is sliced up and down to reveal the contents to the entertained spectators.
ReplyDeleteYou know exactly how to kill an out-of-shape potbellied guy - I'd say you'd make a good slayer of potbellied clumsy gladiators, if you weren't one yourself! You and your big belly would be just as fucked as the guys on the cart above!
DeleteIt's a pity the big guys are always seen as fat chumps who are easy prey. When I imagine a pot-bellied fighter, I see a strong, powerful warrior, fearless and death-defying, who strikes fear and terror into his opponents!
DeleteHe's proud of his big belly and he doesn't give a damn that this belly is the perfect target for his opponents' weapons! He knows he can take it like a man when he gets it in his gut. And he knows that even with several hits in the belly he is still a dangerous opponent - like a mortally wounded bear.
He is not afraid of an agonizing, painful death, his big belly is a conscious invitation to all the blades, arrows and bullets that are already waiting for him!
I would love it if Ashe could draw a few fat berserks who get it right in the gut and still wreck their opponents!
That's so damned HOT!
DeleteHe got lazy with his last warm up kill!!! Barely pierced his navel!!! That guy will have his navel spear twice!!!
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ReplyDeleteHey, there's much more room for more bodies on that cart!
DeleteI want to be that big-bellied wannabe gladiator with a spear in my big gut!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that big bellied dead guy in the back is my hero.
DeleteRight in his tank!
DeleteSeems to have enjoyed it too ;-)
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