I bet the professor provides these poor tubby trap-fodder frat boys with unlimited food and beer as employment perks. What better way to ensure a constant source of lard-asses with huge bellies that can't help but soak up all the arrows and spears in the ruins?
With a mortality rate this high, there have to be some perks to the job - keeping the boys fat and happy until their big bellies are inevitably skewered is only fair, since he's invariably leading them to their demise!
I would apply for this job immediately! The professor would make sure with masses of food and beer that my big belly always stays plump and firm. A dream! When my belly is finally so big that my shirts can no longer cover it, I end up in an archaic trap in which my fat tank really gets it in the guts! Argh... ugh... my big belly! Ooph... right in the belly button! Awww, my guts! Just the right way to go for a proud big guy like me! After all, I let my belly grow so big that it would be a hot target and that I could be sure of getting it in my gut!
I wonder how is he gonna use these bellies for trap like a snake or insect pit or even a piranha pool? Will these bellies be their feast or they will be their breeding sack??
I think the men have to be alive for breeding if something is to grow in their big bellies. They die in agony when the brood hatch in the warmth of their bellies and eat their guts before erupting through the belly button.
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I bet the professor provides these poor tubby trap-fodder frat boys with unlimited food and beer as employment perks. What better way to ensure a constant source of lard-asses with huge bellies that can't help but soak up all the arrows and spears in the ruins?
ReplyDeleteWith a mortality rate this high, there have to be some perks to the job - keeping the boys fat and happy until their big bellies are inevitably skewered is only fair, since he's invariably leading them to their demise!
DeleteI would apply for this job immediately! The professor would make sure with masses of food and beer that my big belly always stays plump and firm. A dream!
DeleteWhen my belly is finally so big that my shirts can no longer cover it, I end up in an archaic trap in which my fat tank really gets it in the guts! Argh... ugh... my big belly! Ooph... right in the belly button! Awww, my guts!
Just the right way to go for a proud big guy like me! After all, I let my belly grow so big that it would be a hot target and that I could be sure of getting it in my gut!
I want to keep those bodies. 😗
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately they belong to the professor now, sorry man! ;)
DeleteOh so sad! Please make sure the professor save those bodies in the glass box for his collection. 😀
DeleteNothing like having a bunch of young assistants willing to take it in the gut for you! thanks Ashe !
ReplyDeleteNo problem Chris! :)
DeleteI wonder how is he gonna use these bellies for trap like a snake or insect pit or even a piranha pool? Will these bellies be their feast or they will be their breeding sack??
ReplyDeleteI think the men have to be alive for breeding if something is to grow in their big bellies. They die in agony when the brood hatch in the warmth of their bellies and eat their guts before erupting through the belly button.
DeleteI want that bayonet stabbed into my ball belly!
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