Hahaha. He's fit as hell, and hates all those men who aren't.....or I should say he LOVES all men who aren't, as his knives can penetrate their guts to the hilt. Gotta love it! They should have worked harder at staying fit. Now, they all got a bellyful of cold steel. Life really sucks when you got a big belly. Love it!
So true! A soldier could have huge muscles or a solid frame, but having a big protruding gut completely offsets those benefits... a big belly like that is like telling the enemy "shoot/stab me here!" And with so many precious guts packed in that big belly, even a single blade or bullet is guaranteed to puncture something vital and send him to the morgue. If you get gut stabbed by Wolverine, however, you're getting at least THREE blades in your guts... an absolute and painful death sentence for any man fit or fat!
Big Red was a big Wolverine fan many years before the movies, and often described ideas for using those claws. On a guy with a regular build, he liked just spearing them square in the belly at navel level, then a finishing thrust in the chest or throat. But on a big bellied guy he'd get much more graphic, pulling his victim chest-to-chest, then giving him an up-thrust: "right in the guts, man...right up under that beerbelly!", driving the blades in at a steep angle a few inches below the navel, and spearing them up inside his belly. Sometimes he'd even follow that up with a cockpunch for a finish, skewering the guy's dick and low guts.
Hot, Derek! Every time I saw a man with "claws" like that (Wolverine), I just naturally thought of the man using them to gut some guy up close and personally (chest-to-chest), especially if he was shirtless. So fucking hot!
I would have loved to be the commander of this ill-fated team. Undisciplined, choosing eating and drinking over training. Our huge plump bellies would be no match for his skills. He would laugh as he opens up my belly in front of my men, before doing the same to them!
What an exciting sight that would be for the last of your men standing, watching his commander and the rest of you have your big bellies popped like balloons on Wolverine's claws... then dying with the knowledge that his whole fat-bellied squad was wiped out with hardly any effort at all!
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Hahaha. He's fit as hell, and hates all those men who aren't.....or I should say he LOVES all men who aren't, as his knives can penetrate their guts to the hilt. Gotta love it! They should have worked harder at staying fit. Now, they all got a bellyful of cold steel. Life really sucks when you got a big belly. Love it!
ReplyDeleteSo true! A soldier could have huge muscles or a solid frame, but having a big protruding gut completely offsets those benefits... a big belly like that is like telling the enemy "shoot/stab me here!" And with so many precious guts packed in that big belly, even a single blade or bullet is guaranteed to puncture something vital and send him to the morgue. If you get gut stabbed by Wolverine, however, you're getting at least THREE blades in your guts... an absolute and painful death sentence for any man fit or fat!
DeleteBig Red was a big Wolverine fan many years before the movies, and often described ideas for using those claws. On a guy with a regular build, he liked just spearing them square in the belly at navel level, then a finishing thrust in the chest or throat. But on a big bellied guy he'd get much more graphic, pulling his victim chest-to-chest, then giving him an up-thrust: "right in the guts, man...right up under that beerbelly!", driving the blades in at a steep angle a few inches below the navel, and spearing them up inside his belly. Sometimes he'd even follow that up with a cockpunch for a finish, skewering the guy's dick and low guts.
ReplyDeleteHot, Derek! Every time I saw a man with "claws" like that (Wolverine), I just naturally thought of the man using them to gut some guy up close and personally (chest-to-chest), especially if he was shirtless. So fucking hot!
ReplyDeleteI would have loved to be the commander of this ill-fated team. Undisciplined, choosing eating and drinking over training. Our huge plump bellies would be no match for his skills. He would laugh as he opens up my belly in front of my men, before doing the same to them!
ReplyDeleteWhat an exciting sight that would be for the last of your men standing, watching his commander and the rest of you have your big bellies popped like balloons on Wolverine's claws... then dying with the knowledge that his whole fat-bellied squad was wiped out with hardly any effort at all!
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