Thanks, Derek! I love sci-do movies where a handsome hunk gets decimated by some type of alien or beast, and this is kind my own spin on that. I could totally see a movie version of this directed by you, with the alien boring into your big belly and scrambling your guts with those sharp claws... and then Tattoo guy charges in to slay the beast but ends up with a set of nasty claws in his own potbelly!
Holy shit Fat Joe is huge that alien must be surprised to see a guy with that big of a beer belly. He was easy to catch with that over filled bimp of a gut
Hehehe. Love the way the fit guys all consider poor Joe expendable. The kid just let himself go and now he's paying for it with his guts. I loved the movie, Cowboys And Aliens, especially when the aliens captured outlaw Daniel Craig. To my dismay, however, the aliens probed his belly, but not his bellybutton. Not fair. Everyone knows that any self-respecting alien would just naturally stick its probe deep inside his belly hole. Hahaha. All those who claimed they were abducted were navel probed by the aliens. A great one, Ashe. Thanks.
Yeah, in the moment that the alien punctured Joe's belly, the big guy knew he had fucked up bigtime by letting his gut get so huge over the years... too much heavy drinking! Now in his final moments, all he gets are a few quick consolation belly rubs from his buddies before they go off to hunt his otherworldly killer... they figure that even if Joe never amounted to much, the poor guy has at least earned those belly rubs after giving his life (and guts) to be alien bait!
Also, I agree with your point on navel probing... particularly if it's fatal for the guy! The aliens would obviously have little regard for a human man's life, so it only makes sense that they'd stick him in the bellybutton witg something long and sharp. I remember playing a video game where there was a conveyor belt of restrained, spread-eagle, nearly-naked men, and each one would beg for his life and squirm before the machine violently impaled him through the gut and left him a lifeless, dangling body... I should draw out my own version of that twisted scene sometime!
Hahaha. I agree. Poor Joe had previously filled his big belly with beer (hey, like his buddies, he was after all nothing but a trailer-trash redneck). The creature got fucking drunk on all that beer it consumed, leading to its quick demise by the other rednecks. LOL. That video game sounds fucking hot, Ashe. You really must draw that one out for us sometime. The way I see it, all aliens would just naturally stick a probe in a human being's bellybutton, sensing that it is the "gateway to the guts". Yummmm! LOL.
Joe had just got done stuffing himself with fast food then going to the bar and chugging down a case of beer he was trying to stagger home. When the alien saw him as an easy target drunk and so fat his belly ready to pop. Biggest beer gut in town
Every town has that guy that drinks all day and grows a huge ball belly. Everyone has lust and disgust watching drinking beer till he ready to bust. Hope to some how feel his enormous beer belly secertly
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Well done! I can feel that claw piercing my own belly and digging deep into my guts!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Derek! I love sci-do movies where a handsome hunk gets decimated by some type of alien or beast, and this is kind my own spin on that. I could totally see a movie version of this directed by you, with the alien boring into your big belly and scrambling your guts with those sharp claws... and then Tattoo guy charges in to slay the beast but ends up with a set of nasty claws in his own potbelly!
DeleteHoly shit Fat Joe is huge that alien must be surprised to see a guy with that big of a beer belly. He was easy to catch with that over filled bimp of a gut
ReplyDeleteHis huge belly used to be packed full with beer... but now it's only packed with razor-sharp claws and shredded guts! Uhhhhgh!
DeleteThere's just somethin' about a belly button that invites "invasion" ;-)
ReplyDeleteSo true... especially when it comes to big ball bellies!
DeleteHehehe. Love the way the fit guys all consider poor Joe expendable. The kid just let himself go and now he's paying for it with his guts. I loved the movie, Cowboys And Aliens, especially when the aliens captured outlaw Daniel Craig. To my dismay, however, the aliens probed his belly, but not his bellybutton. Not fair. Everyone knows that any self-respecting alien would just naturally stick its probe deep inside his belly hole. Hahaha. All those who claimed they were abducted were navel probed by the aliens. A great one, Ashe. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, in the moment that the alien punctured Joe's belly, the big guy knew he had fucked up bigtime by letting his gut get so huge over the years... too much heavy drinking! Now in his final moments, all he gets are a few quick consolation belly rubs from his buddies before they go off to hunt his otherworldly killer... they figure that even if Joe never amounted to much, the poor guy has at least earned those belly rubs after giving his life (and guts) to be alien bait!
DeleteAlso, I agree with your point on navel probing... particularly if it's fatal for the guy! The aliens would obviously have little regard for a human man's life, so it only makes sense that they'd stick him in the bellybutton witg something long and sharp. I remember playing a video game where there was a conveyor belt of restrained, spread-eagle, nearly-naked men, and each one would beg for his life and squirm before the machine violently impaled him through the gut and left him a lifeless, dangling body... I should draw out my own version of that twisted scene sometime!
DeleteHahaha. I agree. Poor Joe had previously filled his big belly with beer (hey, like his buddies, he was after all nothing but a trailer-trash redneck). The creature got fucking drunk on all that beer it consumed, leading to its quick demise by the other rednecks. LOL. That video game sounds fucking hot, Ashe. You really must draw that one out for us sometime. The way I see it, all aliens would just naturally stick a probe in a human being's bellybutton, sensing that it is the "gateway to the guts". Yummmm! LOL.
DeleteJoe had just got done stuffing himself with fast food then going to the bar and chugging down a case of beer he was trying to stagger home. When the alien saw him as an easy target drunk and so fat his belly ready to pop. Biggest beer gut in town
ReplyDeleteEvery town has that guy that drinks all day and grows a huge ball belly. Everyone has lust and disgust watching drinking beer till he ready to bust. Hope to some how feel his enormous beer belly secertly
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