Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Helping out a Buddy...



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  1. That's gratitude for you. His bud helps him out and he helps his buddy out.....forever. LOL. Love it. One perfect shot right through his belly button. His buddy feels lots of pride in making such a shot. From where I sit, his buddy can't say anything about the kid's fat beer belly, as he's got one of his own. He better watch out. His buddy's fit and muscular kid brother might just play a game of revenge on his beer belly, and he's sure got it coming to him. LOL

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    1. Haha, I'm glad you noticed the killers' belly too... he's quite the hypocrite, killing his buddy for growing a fat gut, when he's carrying around a tank of his own! That's exactly what the gutshot kid was thinking, too, as he bled out on the pavement... it's just not fair! I love your idea of revenge via little brother... the young, fit kid, in his last year of high school, looked up to his big bro and watched him go from fit to fat in college... every time big bro came home on break, he'd even hike his shirt up and let his little bro rub his growing, round belly to see how much bigger it had gotten! Now, the little brother finds his beloved big bro shot dead through the belly... and vows revenge! That fat fucker had better watch out, because he's got a murder to answer for and he's going to get his due... a fat gut full of lead and a terminal bellyache!

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    2. Yeah, his kid bro loved his brother, and loved the feel of his beer belly, too, dreamed of one day having his own big beer belly. He gets more and more pissed off at the thought that his bro's killer had shot him in cold blood. Their pa is pissed, too. Like his older son, their pa has a big belly (it runs in the family....haha), and they plot to revenge the handsome kid's death. What goes around, comes around.

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    3. Love it! The Dad was proud of his oldest boy too, having grown up so handsome but also ballooning out around the middle just like his pa...now that his boy is dead he's seeing red, and likely to wind up just like his son, with a big belly full of smoking hot lead, if he's not careful!

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    4. We think alike, Ashe. In the ensuing battle for revenge, his younger son will get the varmint dead center, but his pa will sacrifice his own big belly by shielding his son, and the older man will die in his boy's lap. The kid will give his pa a nice belly rub before he dies. Such is the fate of big-bellied men. LOL.

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    5. Perfect ending, Dino! Poor kid loses his big bro and his Pa due to lead bellies! No doubt he'll grow a gut of his own one day in their honor, lol.

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    6. Hehehe. Yeah, Ashe, every night he rubs his fit belly and morns the loss of his bro and papa. He will continue to keep himself fit and athletic for awhile, knowing full well that he will grow a big belly eventually, as it is a family thing. It's in his genes, and he will be just as proud of his big gut as he is now with his rippled one. He and his papa both had been a little turned on by his bro's big hairy gut, often rubbing it for good luck, and he always seemed to enjoy the belly rubs immensely. Ironically, he had often poked his bro in the navel and growled, "bang, gotcha bro, right in the fuckin' bellybutton," and his bro always reacted accordingly by groaning and saying, "uuhhhhh, ya got me, kid.....right in my big belly." LOL

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  2. Quite excellent estimation of the target too. Right thru the TV into the belly button. ;-)

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    1. He's spent years staring at his buddies' big belly as it grew bigger and rounder...he knew exactly where the kids' belly button was hiding behind that monitor!

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  3. Am I missing something? I honestly don't understand the purpose of holding the TV.

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    1. *shrug* I just thought it would be funny for him to get shot while carrying something heavy, then dropping it to reveal the bullethole.

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  4. Reminds me of the old movie THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE where a character is carrying groceries...he is shot through the bag and milk spurts out.

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    1. Yeah, I always like it in movies when a guy gets shot or stabbed 'through' something, and they have to act out the pain with only their face and/or groans until the mortal wound is revealed... it kind of adds an element of dark comedy to the death that I like to convey with my drawings sometimes (which can be hit or miss, lol). This comic was actually inspired by a scene in an old campy horror movie, actually, where a man is shot through a trash can he's carrying and dies with comical overacting: Garbage Day

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    2. The one I remember most was the scene in Bandolero, in which sexy Andrew Prine runs across a street carrying a water bag. He gets two or three slugs in his belly....right through the water bag he's carrying. Hot scene! In an old horror flick, there's a scene where a handsome stud high school quarterback is running with a football, and the bad guy throws a spear, which passes (miraculously) through the football and into his gut. I would call that a clear case of pass interference. Haha.

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