That is so cool. I love that face. Like Chris Pratt's hot little brother. I love the universe of the Ranch. A world where gunfights are televised. Where gunslingers are celebrities. They're rockstars. A world where everyone wants to be a famous gunslinger. Celebrity gunslingers endorse everything and there's advertising like this. Holsters, guns, jeans, boots, crisco. Everyone loves a gunfight and everyone wants to be a gunslinger.
Thank you, I think I can see the resemblance! A guy who's successful at the Range would definitely become well-known as their kill count went up, at least until he becomes part of another guy's kill count, then he's just a legend and a notch on another gunslingers belt! No man can stay a celebrity forever and there's always a man with a faster draw!
ad that makes fat gut guys think that they have a chance against a muscular gut men? Clever way to trick hogs to turn theirs gut into bullet bags, haha! You sure the Butcher is not running the Range???
The Butcher would get a kick out of it, but he usually likes to be the one doing the butchering himself! The bullet makers might have struck a business deal with companies that produce plus-sized coffins...
This would work amazingly with a specialized gun that targets big bellies! You'd have to be careful to fit within Range regulations though, killing dudes is fine but they don't want you to wipe out all the big-bellied clientelle at once, unless it's a special occasion!
Interesting idea. Also maybe a bullet with an infrared chip in the tip that locates the “ hot spot” navel on a man’s belly and homes in right there ? 😏
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ReplyDeleteThat is so cool. I love that face. Like Chris Pratt's hot little brother. I love the universe of the Ranch. A world where gunfights are televised. Where gunslingers are celebrities. They're rockstars. A world where everyone wants to be a famous gunslinger. Celebrity gunslingers endorse everything and there's advertising like this. Holsters, guns, jeans, boots, crisco. Everyone loves a gunfight and everyone wants to be a gunslinger.
ReplyDeleteThank you, I think I can see the resemblance! A guy who's successful at the Range would definitely become well-known as their kill count went up, at least until he becomes part of another guy's kill count, then he's just a legend and a notch on another gunslingers belt! No man can stay a celebrity forever and there's always a man with a faster draw!
Deletead that makes fat gut guys think that they have a chance against a muscular gut men? Clever way to trick hogs to turn theirs gut into bullet bags, haha! You sure the Butcher is not running the Range???
ReplyDeleteThe Butcher would get a kick out of it, but he usually likes to be the one doing the butchering himself! The bullet makers might have struck a business deal with companies that produce plus-sized coffins...
DeleteYes! Just what I’ve been looking for! Where do I sign up?
ReplyDeleteThe Range is open for service all year long, no sign up required unless you need to sign up for life insurance!
DeleteHow can j sign up?
ReplyDeleteThe obvious counterattack is to design ultrapremium smart bullets designed to hone in on the chemical composition of bellyfat and burrow through it!
ReplyDeleteThis would work amazingly with a specialized gun that targets big bellies! You'd have to be careful to fit within Range regulations though, killing dudes is fine but they don't want you to wipe out all the big-bellied clientelle at once, unless it's a special occasion!
DeleteInteresting idea. Also maybe a bullet with an infrared chip in the tip that locates the “ hot spot” navel on a man’s belly and homes in right there ? 😏
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