I got my boots polished at the ranch one night. The boy, a six foot plus Clint Walker lookalike missed a scuff mark on the heel. He did quite a dance as I emptied my six guns into his hairy gut.
I imagine him feeling the bullet in his navel, cooperating so that the short hair he will wear at his funeral is the best, although somewhat saddened for not having been able to enjoy his mustache more and be the envy of the cowboys.
He went in thinking he was getting a badass moustache to impress the other guys but he left carted out in a box... but yes thanks to his cooperation he does look handsome for the coffin, so he can take solace in the fact that the guys in the bar can still be jealous of his look, and maybe even get a little handsy with his smoking belly and fresh face!
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Nice one! Hot lead has always been my favorite… and I do need a beard trim
ReplyDeleteThe barber has plenty of room for more customers, and plenty more coffins!
DeleteSweet! Pencil me in for first available
DeleteI got my boots polished at the ranch one night. The boy, a six foot plus Clint Walker lookalike missed a scuff mark on the heel. He did quite a dance as I emptied my six guns into his hairy gut.
ReplyDeleteDid you get that scuff out of your boot? I have a big hairy belly and I’d like to try to scuff your other boot
DeleteWOW, NOW I NEED TO CLEAN YOUR BOOTS BADLY
DeleteYou should set up your services at one of the free rooms at The Range!
DeleteTHAT IS AN IDEA. I THINK I NEED A HAIR CUT
ReplyDeleteI’ll cut yours if you cut mine at the same time
ReplyDeleteDEAL, GLADLY
DeleteOk, on 3. 1, 2, 3 BAM BAM
DeleteI imagine him feeling the bullet in his navel, cooperating so that the short hair he will wear at his funeral is the best, although somewhat saddened for not having been able to enjoy his mustache more and be the envy of the cowboys.
ReplyDeleteHe went in thinking he was getting a badass moustache to impress the other guys but he left carted out in a box... but yes thanks to his cooperation he does look handsome for the coffin, so he can take solace in the fact that the guys in the bar can still be jealous of his look, and maybe even get a little handsy with his smoking belly and fresh face!
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