Not even their fat bellies were able to stop the bullets, and they stood in a well-ordered line to receive what they deserved. I think the army will have to buy three extra large boxes to carry these potbellied soldiers
The big-bellied soldiers hardly ever survive... their big round gut make them too much of a target... so the army always has plus-sized boxes ready to squeeze them in!
It's hard to decide... if you're the man in front, you get to feel the gun barrel in your belly and you're the first to die, if you're the guy in the middle you're like the middle of a fat, furry sandwich squished between two big bags of guts, and if you're the guy in the back you get to see both of your buddies twitch, groan and die as your own big belly is pierced... difficult choice!
All good options. I pick last to see if I can stop the bullet, not likely. Plus the exit wounds in the sexy lower backs of the guys in front of me are hot. Can I go forth?
Definitely middle for me... I've got enough meat to fill out that sandwich. Although the poor middle guy is falling all alone. I'd make sure I collapsed onto the pile.
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Not even their fat bellies were able to stop the bullets, and they stood in a well-ordered line to receive what they deserved. I think the army will have to buy three extra large boxes to carry these potbellied soldiers
ReplyDeleteThe big-bellied soldiers hardly ever survive... their big round gut make them too much of a target... so the army always has plus-sized boxes ready to squeeze them in!
Delete"Line up!"
Delete"What are we getting"
"Just deserts"
Definitely gonna get in that lineup.
Three big bellies all in a row. Very economical too..one bullet does it all.
ReplyDeleteIt's a throwback to an old western comic I did with three potbellied guys being slain with one bullet... always a satisfying kill!
DeleteIt's hard to decide... if you're the man in front, you get to feel the gun barrel in your belly and you're the first to die, if you're the guy in the middle you're like the middle of a fat, furry sandwich squished between two big bags of guts, and if you're the guy in the back you get to see both of your buddies twitch, groan and die as your own big belly is pierced... difficult choice!
ReplyDeleteAll good options. I pick last to see if I can stop the bullet, not likely. Plus the exit wounds in the sexy lower backs of the guys in front of me are hot. Can I go forth?
ReplyDeleteI love how they tumble out in sequence plugged straight thru their big bellies and out their lower backs…👍
ReplyDeleteYou can go fourth, Chris, but with a rifle like that you still won't survive, even with three huge bellies shielding you!
ReplyDeleteThank you sir, I’ll die happy
ReplyDeletefuck so hot. With their last moans, all 3 simultaneously shoot the last load of death cum into their pants
ReplyDeleteYep. They were shooting their last loads even as they fell to the dirt! Three big-bellied brothers-in-arms cumming and going together.
DeleteThat's the perk of being expendable; you get to experience that last load explode right along with your guts.
DeleteDefinitely middle for me... I've got enough meat to fill out that sandwich. Although the poor middle guy is falling all alone. I'd make sure I collapsed onto the pile.
ReplyDeletewill be great , if one time u kill a type of bodybuiloder guy like a sniper to...not only fatties always..
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