It's also because the gleam off our chrome dome attracts the killer's eye. Us baldies usually get a little extra - first in our gut and then often in our noggin!
True, it's too bad it's so satisfying to shoot us in our bellies then finish us with a shot to our forehead. Ugh, our bald brothers never make it out of a shootout alive
We make the best targets. The options for a good shot are multiplied. Give me a good mozambique drill (double tap to center of mass and then a clean headshot) lol always a great look on a baldie.
Getting a whole magazine of small bullets in the big gut must be awesome! They will stick in your guts and make you suffer a lot. I would love to get it in the belly like that!
Hell ya! The burning pain in your big fat tank - you clutch your heaving belly in agony, moaning and groaning. "Aw, my guts... my guts are on fire!!!" You know you're done and you'll die an agonizing death. It's the fate of big bellied guys to get their huge guts destroyed!
You capture the experience well. 😏. Holding the fully leaded belly tank, lamenting, complaining, but thru the agony of the Big BellyAche appreciating the skill of the man with the gun who filled it up and put one right thru my belly button…dying in agony ..but satisfied..
Yesss! The bullet in the belly button is very important! 👍 The guy with the gun will be really proud of his work when he see your suffering. He gave you a big big belly ache with his hot lead! Oh, I would present him my big bare belly to get this experience, too!!!
Damn! Sounds like a hot final party. Like fight club but with hot lead instead of fists. A bunch of dudes trying to plug each other in the belly button before they get theirs.
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Definitely another excellent job, it seems those guys never had a chance, although it's a shame he didn't hit the target on the red-haired boy.
ReplyDeleteThe ginger guy will get another in his tank right in the gut button, don't worry!
DeleteTrue, Ginger Boy’s still on his feet and still has an intact navel…for a few seconds..😏
DeleteKeep an eye out for part 2!
DeleteLove when they have no chance. 😏
DeleteReally a coup that this single determined gunman kills all six mercs in a matter of seconds. 👍
ReplyDeleteNothing like dying alongside your crew... at least now they're hiring. Contract to fire.
DeleteWe bald people take more and more, why?
ReplyDeleteBeing a bald guy makes us extra expendable ugh
DeleteBald and big-bellied.
DeleteIt's also because the gleam off our chrome dome attracts the killer's eye. Us baldies usually get a little extra - first in our gut and then often in our noggin!
DeleteTrue, it's too bad it's so satisfying to shoot us in our bellies then finish us with a shot to our forehead. Ugh, our bald brothers never make it out of a shootout alive
Deletebald bads for the win.
DeleteWe make the best targets. The options for a good shot are multiplied. Give me a good mozambique drill (double tap to center of mass and then a clean headshot) lol always a great look on a baldie.
DeleteAwesome work man! A couple of those dudes took a lot of lead! My belly is finally getting big enough to take that many... I think
ReplyDeleteThanks big guy! I'd love to see you get your big gut shot up just like these men, I wonder how many you could take before falling dead!
DeleteThe whole magazine??? Hopefully the Hunter uses small bullets
DeleteGetting a whole magazine of small bullets in the big gut must be awesome! They will stick in your guts and make you suffer a lot. I would love to get it in the belly like that!
DeleteDude, me too! I'd love to get a bunch of hot lead in my big belly
DeleteA packet of small slugs in a big belly must feel so good, 😏🔥
DeleteHell ya! The burning pain in your big fat tank - you clutch your heaving belly in agony, moaning and groaning. "Aw, my guts... my guts are on fire!!!" You know you're done and you'll die an agonizing death.
DeleteIt's the fate of big bellied guys to get their huge guts destroyed!
You capture the experience well. 😏. Holding the fully leaded belly tank, lamenting, complaining, but thru the agony of the Big BellyAche appreciating the skill of the man with the gun who filled it up and put one right thru my belly button…dying in agony ..but satisfied..
DeleteYesss! The bullet in the belly button is very important! 👍 The guy with the gun will be really proud of his work when he see your suffering. He gave you a big big belly ache with his hot lead!
DeleteOh, I would present him my big bare belly to get this experience, too!!!
Yes..there’s just something delightfully contemptuous and playfully sadistic to put a slug deliberately thru a man’s belly button…😏🔥
DeleteDamn! Sounds like a hot final party. Like fight club but with hot lead instead of fists. A bunch of dudes trying to plug each other in the belly button before they get theirs.
DeleteYeah ! By the end they’re all plugged and dead with a smoking bullet hole in place of a belly button.
Delete🔥
ReplyDeleteThanks man! That's how those big-bellied guys guts feel as they perish!
DeleteYeah! Right in their FAT GUTS!
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