Hell yeah! I'd grunt and congratulate my killer. If he's manly enough to kill me then he deserves it! I just want enough time to marvel at the sword in my gut before he finishes me off!
There's nothing more manly than commending the one who's slain you upon your mortal defeat! He would, recognizing a good sport, congratulate you for being a good kill as he pulls the sword out of your belly and stands over your sprawled-out body.
You’ve really been spoiling us lately Ashe! I certainly don’t blame the dude for giving himself up like that. I would try to fight just to make it interesting, but my belly would be skewered in no time. You just can’t miss a target like that!
Exactly how I feel! If you're a potbellied dude, any swordplay you display is only for show, as both you and your opponent know that the only way the duel ends is with a blade running through your gut.
With a target as large, as deep, as round and as erotically attractive it’s no wonder this guy is going down but if that sword in your belly is mine it will be paying your guts several more times as you grunt, stagger, drop to your knees and then writhe on the ground. My sword skewering your most delicious prodigious paunch time and time again until your sexy grunts and moans fade to silence. With your gorgeous paunch Belly Butcher even your death wouldn’t quite be the end of you!
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Ashe you know just what we want to see!! Already I know which one I want to be. Can you guess which?
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing it's the dude who lost the swordfight and is a little too happy about it! ;)
DeleteHell yeah! I'd grunt and congratulate my killer. If he's manly enough to kill me then he deserves it! I just want enough time to marvel at the sword in my gut before he finishes me off!
DeleteThere's nothing more manly than commending the one who's slain you upon your mortal defeat! He would, recognizing a good sport, congratulate you for being a good kill as he pulls the sword out of your belly and stands over your sprawled-out body.
Deletewish he faced me that would had been a fair fight!
ReplyDeleteYou’ve really been spoiling us lately Ashe! I certainly don’t blame the dude for giving himself up like that. I would try to fight just to make it interesting, but my belly would be skewered in no time. You just can’t miss a target like that!
ReplyDeleteExactly how I feel! If you're a potbellied dude, any swordplay you display is only for show, as both you and your opponent know that the only way the duel ends is with a blade running through your gut.
DeleteLove a sword in a big round belly, right thru his belly button!
ReplyDeleteAnd you deserve one right through your big belly too!
DeleteWith a target as large, as deep, as round and as erotically attractive it’s no wonder this guy is going down but if that sword in your belly is mine it will be paying your guts several more times as you grunt, stagger, drop to your knees and then writhe on the ground. My sword skewering your most delicious prodigious paunch time and time again until your sexy grunts and moans fade to silence. With your gorgeous paunch Belly Butcher even your death wouldn’t quite be the end of you!
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