You come up to an experienced swordsman with a gut like that just bulging outwards, there’s a natural urge to run your blade into the belly button and clean through. Just to plump and perfect to resist. It’s a risk we take by letting ourselves get so fat. The strong and fit men just can’t get enough gut kills. One of these days it will be me with my pot belly skewered on a better man’s sword
The dialogue says swordfight but the more I look at this, the more I think. "Gee he actually leaped onto this guy's blade for the pleasure of getting his navel skewered by this man".
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Damn hot!!!
ReplyDeleteIt was for the killer, too! And the impaled man!
DeleteI'd probably be the big bellied guy. Over eager and cocky just gets me a bellyful of steel!
ReplyDeleteSame! All guys would fall into one category or the other.
DeleteI'm not very skilled with a blade, but I would love to take that guy on!
DeleteYou come up to an experienced swordsman with a gut like that just bulging outwards, there’s a natural urge to run your blade into the belly button and clean through. Just to plump and perfect to resist. It’s a risk we take by letting ourselves get so fat. The strong and fit men just can’t get enough gut kills. One of these days it will be me with my pot belly skewered on a better man’s sword
ReplyDeleteYou'll end up on some swordfighter man's kill list eventually, you're too fat for it to end any other way!
DeleteI'd love to run your big belly through!
DeleteBellissimo complimenti
ReplyDeleteI wish that was my pot belly taking that sword!
ReplyDeletePlease upload more pictures.
ReplyDeleteso hot!!!
ReplyDeleteThe dialogue says swordfight but the more I look at this, the more I think. "Gee he actually leaped onto this guy's blade for the pleasure of getting his navel skewered by this man".
ReplyDeleteI think everyone here would do the same lol.
DeleteSometimes male instinct trumps survival instinct, lol
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