Wow Ashe, LOVE where you're goin' with this!! The lineup at Starbucks is BOUND to get shorter by the end of this unforgettable campaign! I'd stick such a huge gut with more arrows but then your quiver would have to be so BIG it would be making your thighs quiver just carrying it ;)
Thanks, man! You're right, no more morning donut and coffee runs for this fella... though you can thank those donuts for giving him such a big, round belly to loose a few arrows into!
Hahaha. Gotta love it! The fat fuck had no idea who he was dealing with. Dead center....pinned his tie to his shirt....a new kinda tie tack. LOL. I hope this is continued.
Hehe thanks, Dino! It's no secret at this point that I enjoy a good "permanent" tie tack on a guy... big belly or not! If someone pinned my tie to my belly like this, even with a sword or a knife, I have to admit I'd get a good chuckle of amusement out of it... I'd appreciate my killer having a sense of humor!
Nice...I hope we eventually see the Archer take it in his hard hairy belly...and maybe one in that big cock-bulge too! As a side note, when I used to work up ideas with my actors, I would pull up shirtless pix of guys with different body types on the computer and record their comments. Almost without exception, if the victim had a bit of a beer-gut, my guys would yell "bulls-eye!" and demand that the guy get it right in the bellybutton, either with an arrow or bullet. Or they would suggest pumping the guy a with few slugs in the guts and belly first, and finish with a slug right in the navel, often actually jamming the gun-muzzle hard into the bellybutton first, so you would see the guy's belly sink in, then swell up a bit when he got a slug pumped into his navel. Whenever the target guy had a bulge to his belly, the navel became the bulls-eye to aim for. And if my actor had a bit of a beer-belly himself, he would almost always want to take it there...they would push their belly out some before the impact to show off the navel as a target, then suck in around the weapon as it sank deep into their belly.
That sounds like a fun time, coming up with different ways of 'killing' different guys in the pictures! I always like to think up creative ways to off them (usually belly-oriented) that can add more humiliation, brutality or comedy to the guy's death. A little imagination makes for great roleplay!
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Wow Ashe, LOVE where you're goin' with this!! The lineup at Starbucks is BOUND to get shorter by the end of this unforgettable campaign! I'd stick such a huge gut with more arrows but then your quiver would have to be so BIG it would be making your thighs quiver just carrying it ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks, man! You're right, no more morning donut and coffee runs for this fella... though you can thank those donuts for giving him such a big, round belly to loose a few arrows into!
DeleteHahaha. Gotta love it! The fat fuck had no idea who he was dealing with. Dead center....pinned his tie to his shirt....a new kinda tie tack. LOL. I hope this is continued.
DeleteHehe thanks, Dino! It's no secret at this point that I enjoy a good "permanent" tie tack on a guy... big belly or not! If someone pinned my tie to my belly like this, even with a sword or a knife, I have to admit I'd get a good chuckle of amusement out of it... I'd appreciate my killer having a sense of humor!
DeleteNice...I hope we eventually see the Archer take it in his hard hairy belly...and maybe one in that big cock-bulge too!
ReplyDeleteAs a side note, when I used to work up ideas with my actors, I would pull up shirtless pix of guys with different body types on the computer and record their comments. Almost without exception, if the victim had a bit of a beer-gut, my guys would yell "bulls-eye!" and demand that the guy get it right in the bellybutton, either with an arrow or bullet. Or they would suggest pumping the guy a with few slugs in the guts and belly first, and finish with a slug right in the navel, often actually jamming the gun-muzzle hard into the bellybutton first, so you would see the guy's belly sink in, then swell up a bit when he got a slug pumped into his navel. Whenever the target guy had a bulge to his belly, the navel became the bulls-eye to aim for.
And if my actor had a bit of a beer-belly himself, he would almost always want to take it there...they would push their belly out some before the impact to show off the navel as a target, then suck in around the weapon as it sank deep into their belly.
That sounds like a fun time, coming up with different ways of 'killing' different guys in the pictures! I always like to think up creative ways to off them (usually belly-oriented) that can add more humiliation, brutality or comedy to the guy's death. A little imagination makes for great roleplay!
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