Thursday, August 31, 2017

Leather bear policemen butchered on-duty

Three cop buddies take on the wrong street gang and end up being slaughtered, each in their own unique way:



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  1. Which one would you rather be? A hole in the gut is a hole in the gut, but personally I'd choose the arrows. It's only fun if you land one right in my belly button though. Any thing past that is bonus points ;)

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    1. I always envisioned myself dying with a sword in my bellybutton, actually... a rapier to be specific! Sleek, graceful, slides right in and out of my guts, like in the old Zorro or Three Musketeers movies. As far as this picture goes, I'd wanna be the guy on the left... a katana in the gut would be a fun way to go!

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    2. These bad cops found out the hard way that living life on the edge doesn't pay off, ultimately. Too many beer and cigarettes, too many donuts and pizza may get you a bellyful. Live by the belly, die by the belly. Too big for your uniform? Someone will give you a real bellyful! Fuckin' hot! I really like the poor kid in the center. He's shot many a perp since becoming a cop, and has always felt so immortal.....now he gets his due. "UUuhhhahhhhhhh....right in my big fuckin' belly......got some in my bellybutton.......ohhhhhhh, shitttt.....gettin' a bellyful" I like both, but prefer the ones with the dialog. Thanks, Ashe. Good to see ya back.

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    3. Thanks, Dino! The cop in the middle is the youngest, so I thought I'd have him die squished between the older studs. He thought his leather-clad buddies would protect him like human shields, with their bigger bellies, but the plan backfired and the youngster was pinned between them as his belly was riddled... ugh!!

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    4. Hahaha. Yeah, he might have been shielded somewhat, but his big belly was so vulnerable. He always figured he would live for many more years since he was so young, but the best-laid plans can go horribly wrong. I would like to see one where we only see the guy's handsome young face and his big belly as he's getting shot full of lead. The shock and agony registered on his face as he gets it would be so hot!

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  2. Nothing looks hotter in a big gut than a sword, a bullet, an arrow....or my fist! These hotties are done for and they know it.....and that is sexy as HELL!

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    1. To me, there's absolutely nothing sexier than a guy who knows how to die like a man after he takes it in the gut! Big-bellied cops are a natural fit for a good, manly, dick-raising death.

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  3. Wow. I love that sweet bloated belly stabbed by a sword. Especially he's a cop.

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    1. Thanks, man! Glad you like it! That cop sure did, haha!

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    2. I want to see those cops being gutted next time. But everything you had drawn always makes my underwear wet. I cant hold it. They're soo great! Haha

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  4. Daaaaang, Ashe. This cell is awesome. Three masculine cops — one moment full of life, and the next full of lead and steel...and pain. Each was an enticing target, but if I was in that street gang...

    I would have called dibs on the beefy one on the right wrapped in black leather. And I would have plunked the three arrows in his gut, too, watching the guy take them valiantly.

    But after he fell, I think I would have borrowed my friend’s gun, walked over to him, and let him know I wasn’t finished with him. With a heaving belly that size, I would have plenty of room to spread bullets out all over. So I would plug him low, high, and in his sides, so that every part of his guts get to feel something shred ‘em.

    “Uuugh! My guts! Stop!”

    Bang! Bang!

    “So many holes! I can’t cover them all! I’m leaking all over my belly.”

    Bang.

    “Oh nooooo. Something inside me popped. I can’t hang on much longer.”

    And for grins, I think I’d kneel down next to him and shove the gun into his sternum.

    “Oh no! What’s it gonna feel like to take one in my chest?! I already hurt so bad.”

    Bang.

    “Uuuugggghhhh” started as a moan and ended in a whimper after the bullet cracked his sternum and tunneled through him.

    And though we would be weak and near death, I’d take an arrow, and drag the tip down his chest, over his heart, and down his gut. He just looked back at me, wondering where I might stab it in. His eyes got wider when he felt it jab his cock. He wanted to protest, but could not.

    I stabbed it into him. Slowly.

    In three labored sighs, he groaned his final words: “Ooof. [breath] Right. [breath] In...my... [breath]. Dick.”

    Despite his bravado, strength, and will to live, the arrows and bullets won this fight. They always do.

    And as my buddies finished off the other two, I took a few souvenirs from my guy. I cracked the arrows in his gut off low, unzipped my guy’s jacket, and mustered the strength to work the slab of meat out of it. I took his gloves too, revealing clean, mitt-like hands. And finally, I carefully yanked the arrow out of his cock as my final prize. It was much easier pushing it in than taking it out.

    It glistened, and at first I was puzzled that there wasn’t just blood low on the shaft.

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    1. Wow, thanks so much for this hot as fuck backstory! If I had my pick, personally, I'd go with the bearded guy on the left and leave you with the leather-wrapped hunk on the right. I'd put a sword right through his bellybutton, like in the picture... only I'd use a rapier instead of a katana, it fits so nicely inside a fat guys' ball belly, almost as if it's made to puncture something so big, round and meaty!

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  5. this is amazing... love all of it... esp sword and arrows option lol

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