Maybe the soldier will get to finish his last cigarette before he expires. He knows he's doomed. Had he stayed thin and fit, he could have been wearing his camo shirt, and might not have been spotted, but that fat, naked gut of his was his downfall. Got himself a fuckin' bellyful. UUUhhhhhhhhaahhhhhh.
Haha, you hit the nail on the head, Dino! Poor guy outgrew his uniform... had to show off that belly of his as he patrolled the forest. He wasn't even surprised when he was ambushed and stuck in the bellybutton... he couldn't blame his opponent for aiming for such a perfectly exposed target! No 'heroe's welcome' when he ships home... because it'll be in a body bag!
Yeah, every night when he got ready for bed, he must have thought to himself......well, I made it another day.....gotta wonder when they fuckin' get me, and then it happens. He ignored the rules about smoking in the jungle......the gooks can smell it for miles, and it sends 'em right to you. Somebody get a body bag....another fat boy done got a bellyful. Usually, they get a bellyful of lead, and he felt rather special getting run through with a spear. Hehehe.
There were two guys out there. They saw this fatty, and one reached for his gun, but the other said "Hey, let's make this one a little more interesting. A big belly like that deserves something special" Next thing you know his fat belly is run clean through with a spear. I'm on patrol next. With this grunt dead, I'm the biggest belly in the camp. They must be trying to weed us out. Hopefully this target the guys drew on me wears off before then or I'll stick out like crazy.
Looks like you're dying next, gayboy! Maybe the guys will make it interesting and let you pick the execution weapon, haha. Just make sure to pack that belly full before you head out... you won't get another chance!
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Maybe the soldier will get to finish his last cigarette before he expires. He knows he's doomed. Had he stayed thin and fit, he could have been wearing his camo shirt, and might not have been spotted, but that fat, naked gut of his was his downfall. Got himself a fuckin' bellyful. UUUhhhhhhhhaahhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteHaha, you hit the nail on the head, Dino! Poor guy outgrew his uniform... had to show off that belly of his as he patrolled the forest. He wasn't even surprised when he was ambushed and stuck in the bellybutton... he couldn't blame his opponent for aiming for such a perfectly exposed target! No 'heroe's welcome' when he ships home... because it'll be in a body bag!
DeleteYeah, every night when he got ready for bed, he must have thought to himself......well, I made it another day.....gotta wonder when they fuckin' get me, and then it happens. He ignored the rules about smoking in the jungle......the gooks can smell it for miles, and it sends 'em right to you. Somebody get a body bag....another fat boy done got a bellyful. Usually, they get a bellyful of lead, and he felt rather special getting run through with a spear. Hehehe.
DeleteThere were two guys out there. They saw this fatty, and one reached for his gun, but the other said "Hey, let's make this one a little more interesting. A big belly like that deserves something special" Next thing you know his fat belly is run clean through with a spear. I'm on patrol next. With this grunt dead, I'm the biggest belly in the camp. They must be trying to weed us out. Hopefully this target the guys drew on me wears off before then or I'll stick out like crazy.
ReplyDeleteHehe..you're next, kid ;-)
DeleteLooks like you're dying next, gayboy! Maybe the guys will make it interesting and let you pick the execution weapon, haha. Just make sure to pack that belly full before you head out... you won't get another chance!
DeleteYou gotta' be feelin' so vulnerable ;-)
Deletenice one Ashe :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Bowie!
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