When a hunk cowboy grows a pot belly, he best shy away from any Indian attacks, or at least hide his big gut from view. I can picture those Indians grinning every time one of their arrows landed in his gut, and hearing him grunt, groan and curse as he got full. From what I've read, the Native Americans had great respect for a man who could take multiple arrows in his body before dying, so they would just naturally enjoy filling his belly full.
So true, Dino! I personally love the idea of a big-bellied, handsome cowboy just riding along, in the middle of a shootout or otherwise... momentarily completely oblivious to his huge gut or how much of a target it makes him... pistol held up in the air, scanning around ever-alert for his target... then THWAK! Arrow right in the guts! His demeanor instantly changes from battle-ready caution to grim acceptance... grabs his belly and grimaces... the instant he feels the pressure of the arrowhead burrowing into his bellybutton, the sting of it lodging in his guts, he knows for a fact it's over for him, without even looking down... of course he looks, it's only a man's natural instinct to inspect the damage, even if he knows it's lethal... all the while his killer is grinning from the bushes, his cock painfully erect as he watches the heavy man tumble off his horse with a groan, landing on his back in the dirt, the arrow shaft wobbling up in the air as his body settles on the hot desert road...
Fuckin' hot scenario, Ashe! I picture him holding a rifle, taking careful aim at one of the enemy, his big round belly stuck out there for the perfect target. Thunk! Uhhhhahhhhhh.....right in my big ole belly". Looks down to see that it's the perfect shot, landed right in his bellybutton. Knows he's doomed. Outstanding!
That's for sure, he was dead before he hit the dirt! Just enough time to get out a good, long groan and a few last words for his killer to remember fondly.
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Hahaha. Well four knew where to put the arrows.....right in his pot! Love it, Ashe. Thanks. It was too hard to miss his belly.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dino! Haha, I'd almost be disappointed if a guy didn't put every last one of his arrows in my belly... it's where they belong, after all!
DeleteWhen a hunk cowboy grows a pot belly, he best shy away from any Indian attacks, or at least hide his big gut from view. I can picture those Indians grinning every time one of their arrows landed in his gut, and hearing him grunt, groan and curse as he got full. From what I've read, the Native Americans had great respect for a man who could take multiple arrows in his body before dying, so they would just naturally enjoy filling his belly full.
DeleteSo true, Dino! I personally love the idea of a big-bellied, handsome cowboy just riding along, in the middle of a shootout or otherwise... momentarily completely oblivious to his huge gut or how much of a target it makes him... pistol held up in the air, scanning around ever-alert for his target... then THWAK! Arrow right in the guts! His demeanor instantly changes from battle-ready caution to grim acceptance... grabs his belly and grimaces... the instant he feels the pressure of the arrowhead burrowing into his bellybutton, the sting of it lodging in his guts, he knows for a fact it's over for him, without even looking down... of course he looks, it's only a man's natural instinct to inspect the damage, even if he knows it's lethal... all the while his killer is grinning from the bushes, his cock painfully erect as he watches the heavy man tumble off his horse with a groan, landing on his back in the dirt, the arrow shaft wobbling up in the air as his body settles on the hot desert road...
DeleteFuckin' hot scenario, Ashe! I picture him holding a rifle, taking careful aim at one of the enemy, his big round belly stuck out there for the perfect target. Thunk! Uhhhhahhhhhh.....right in my big ole belly". Looks down to see that it's the perfect shot, landed right in his bellybutton. Knows he's doomed. Outstanding!
DeleteI'd like to see that incoming arrow take out his bulge
ReplyDeleteHaha, good idea! ;)
DeleteI love how limp he looks before he's hit the ground. With so many arrows plugging him in the belly and his pumper, he's dead instantly.
ReplyDeleteThat's for sure, he was dead before he hit the dirt! Just enough time to get out a good, long groan and a few last words for his killer to remember fondly.
Deletevery lucky cowboy...
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